winston

Winston, former president of United Kingdom.Generally not well known is the fact that Winston in ancient gaelic english means Raging homosexual pregnant goose.Generally having the following properties:- miserably dissolute derelict putrid, feeble-minded depraved orgy of subhuman indecency.irredeemably boorish contemptible vermin and a petty, chromosome deficient sexual assaulter of barnyard animals.

You are a strangw winston

by Marcus De Alabamo April 30, 2006

Winston

(Win - Stun) n. (1) Figs imaginary story about how winburn used to be called winston but in 1930 it was burned and some ghost is haunting winburn... (2)complete bullshit

Fig: in 1930 winburn used to be called winston but it was burned down and some lil girl was stuck so they changed it to winburn
Spyder: nigga shut winburn is named after a doctor that graduated from southern in 1960 i looked it up this mornin
Fig: Sooooooooooooooooooo.....
Big D: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Kiki:Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahaha

by Winburn December 20, 2007

Winston

Winston is always a fucking piece of shit and sucks other mens fucking dick. He is always a piece of shit and has a really small penis. He is always a fucking dickhead when you talk to him and never go up to him because he will ALWAYS ask if he wants to suck your dick.

Uh oh its a winston RUN

by ojsdnjsaf December 15, 2018

Winston

Verb: The act of brainwashing or forcing someone into accepting and idea, ideal or concept using really cynical logic, like in 1984.

I am going to winston John, his smug ass is always talking about how he is going to save the world with recycling and veganism little did he know his participation in society is in itself the problem.

by singleservingfrd July 13, 2015

winston

that butler from tomb raider that most people locked him in the freezer
he keeps following lara croft around with tea (making a lot of rattling noise) and also keeps farting and groaning
and i just dont know how lara can just stand the smell of the farts

a kid: OH SHIT ITS THAT CREEPY GUY AGAIN!
*locks the winston in the freezer*
a kid: now you'll never catch me!
Winston: DAMMIT WHY PEOPLE HATE ME? :(

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

Winston

A winston is a really cool guy and has a sidechik

Yo,i bet hes a winston

by Asad boi January 16, 2019

Winston

Someone who is going through a identity crisis

Me: Am I Winston? Am I struggling?
Winston: No it’s me I’m the Winston

by Esileandeiddam January 19, 2019