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windmills

To throw huge wild punches on some prick.
- Yo, if that nob doesn't stop giving me dirties I'm gonna go over throwing a few windmills
by yepsen tsoane April 21, 2006
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vanilla windmill

When a guy comes in a chicks ass. Then the load is farted back in the guys face.
I was banging my chick in the ass, then she gave me a vanilla windmill.
by Sam and Katie June 29, 2006
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e-windmilling

The online chat equivalent of windmilling. When the protagonist indiscriminantly 'steams in' to one or more users of an online discussion forum.
E-Windmilling example from an internet discussion forum:

If you are the acid-faced, bespectacled, arrogant, humourless, stick-up-yer-arse git who hissed across the pub to instruct me to quit enjoying banter with the other teams in the pub quiz, please be informed that at the next quiz I have every intention of sitting right next to you and shouting out all the wrong answers right in your miserable, po-faced, evidently-works-in-finance ear.

Sir: If you don't like banter, don't go down the pub.

Looking forward to whupping your arse (in the quiz, of course. I don't do fisticuffs, even if that is what you were angling for last night. Sorry to deny you the satisfaction of neanderthal pleasures) next Sunday, once again.
by Pub quiz March 30, 2009
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Muddy Windmill

When a guy sticks his dick in an ass, takes it out and slaps the other person in the face, imitating a windmill
Steven: "MAN!! last night I gave a girl an extremely excellent muddy windmill... she loved it!"

Jack: "Sounds like fun! We should try it sometime"
by JuneauPankake February 6, 2010
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windmilling

While in 5th on the list - the term originates from the early 90's and should be number 1. It has nothing to do with penises or arms.

Windmilling defined: with regards to thrash metal and extreme music. This definition predates the others- listed here.

Windmilling is the act of a long haired metalhead whipping his/her head around in a 360 degree motion, the hair flies up in the air and around- in the shape of a windmill blade.
Did you see that chick singer windmilling in the that new metal video the other day? She windmills just as good if not better than some guys can, and looks hot as hell- doing it!
by blackhawksfan54 February 9, 2010
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Dutch Windmill

When you fart in front of a fan to gas someone standing downwind. Also works outside with directional gusts.
Audrey farted in front of the office fan and gave me a Dutch Windmill.
by dong slayer October 13, 2009
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windmilling

The act of spinning one's penis around in the fashion of a windmill, usually with the intent of hitting someone in the face. Sometimes done while urinating.
Mr. Bean was windmilling the school children.
by Haddock December 16, 2004
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