Wilmington, Massachusetts 

A safe town based on factual data. A town that offers many affordable youth recreation activities through the town rec department. A town that is not overrun with commercial industry, yet financially benefits from industry on the town borders. Excellent schools. A place that has very poor sports fields for youth athletics compared to surrounding towns that have invested in artificial turf that saves money over time. A town that is fiscally conservative. A town with down to earth, hardworking people.

Wilmington, Massachusetts
High school rated 9 out of 10 on greatschools.net based on 2008 MCAS scores. Youth sports fields look like a dog track. Brand new, state-of-the-art middle school.

Wilmington, Massachusetts by Reasonable1 July 4, 2009

Wilmide 

Wilmide is a very beautiful girl who is often thick and is smart and pretty yes she is bipolar but you will love to be around her and she gives the best hugs and is a very goofy person she makes you smile even if she at her worse

Wilmide is a very goofy person

Wilmide by Lovegirl1463 November 17, 2019

St. Marks High School, Wilmington Delaware 

a school full of over obsessesive sluts who are byond full of themselves. the guys are no better . they talk shit out there ass and then they get there asses beat . the girls start drama

the school sucks . i wish i didnt go there.. i wish i wasnt associated with these losers = )

St. Marks High School, Wilmington Delaware by eat me spartans May 13, 2005

Wilmington Friends School 

A private Quaker school that consists of shitbrains, lazy-ass, full of themselves, cocky, unoriginal, ass-ugly, trashy, tacky, past their glory days, and embarrassments to the high level of education...oh wait, that's just '09...

"so where are the lolcatz?" "up your asshole"

"oh so who's racing friday at 3 pm?" "no one's insecure and needs to prove themselves"

"so who's suspended this week?" "the remaining students were raised to have good judgement"

"where are the jabbaweezzys?" "we don't need a mask to be ourselves"

"where are the gold fish in the toilets?" "you killed them, Dipshits"

"is there a disco party in the cafeteria?" " a cry for attention- notice how no one wanted to join you"

"yo man party this weekend?" "just because you weren't invited since you're not in high school doesn't mean there wasn't one"

"who's yelling butt sex?" "probably '09 girls since they are/were desperate to have their cherries popped"

"has anyone taken over the world lately?" " you never will with your lack of talent and common sense"

"is it hammertime?" " hammertime only existed in your conceited minds"

"are we allowed to sit on the stage this year?" "no one wants to look at girls that look like dogs and boys that look like trolls"

"why are all the teachers bored?" "they're not bored, they're relieved"

"what happened to wilmington friends school?" " it increased in intelligence and beauty because 09 is gone"

Wilmington Friends School by 09glorydays January 17, 2010

Wilmington DE 

A place where nothing happens. At all. Ever

Who would want to live in Wilmington DE?

Wilmington DE by Wheres Delaware? July 8, 2012

Wilmington mass 

Awful town

Wilmington is an awful town in Massachusetts. Education system is shit. If you are trying to find a school/town for your child. Don’t bring them to Wilmington mass!!!

Wilmington mass by pencilbroski December 4, 2017

Wilmington 

Shitty suburban town in Massachusetts that somehow managed to attain a prejudice, inane, and incredibly stuck up populace.

"I would like to thank a majority of the residents from Wilmington, Massachusetts, for making my life boring."

Wilmington by wtf March 12, 2004