Portable Cheese Wallets

The best thing before the creation of teh Consoliable.

Guy 1: Portable Cheese Wallets?
Guy 2: Not anymore i got me some Consoliable
Guy 3: *Shoots self and then eats it*
Guy 2 and Guy 1: I liek turtles..

by Sparten90059 1/2 January 16, 2009

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Willes

Hott last name of a dude frum Wisconsin

Ben Willes is hot

by Ben Willes January 21, 2003

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Pulling a Willett

The act of driving through, and subsequently getting pulled over in a city park. (Named after Alex Willett)

Dustin: Did you hear how Alex lost his license?

Eric: No man, what happened?

Dustin: He got caught Pulling a Willett at 1 A.M. this morning.

Eric: Pshht, douche.

by Adam KilHarney March 28, 2009

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Wet Willette

When a guy is getting a blow job and pulls out of the girls mouth prior to ejaculating. He the puts his willie into her ear and blows his load.

"Matt you are awesome! You just gave that girl a Wet Willette."

by Gulf Coast Misfit October 30, 2011

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As you get older, there will be times when you are surrounded by youth. You may know some of them. You may be related to some of them. For the most part, you find then annoying. They are primarily dumb shits who don’t understand what should be obvious. One man child will stand out. He will have wisdom beyond his years. You will see this in his eyes. He will be the one who will be the link between the ages or perhaps a language barrier. This man child will help you negotiate the delicate chasm of age, culture or language. Any negotiation or deal assisted by this man child is called a willet

I was in deep shit but my nephew’s friend gave me a willet.

by jimbolima June 5, 2010

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