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soggy ham wallet 

When someone vomits into a vagina and then proceeds to have sex with it.
John felt sick while he was going down on Alice, so he went for the soggy ham wallet.
soggy ham wallet by Drit12345 September 27, 2010

burnley wallet

the art of stretching the scrotum of the accused up to just above the nipple and thus causing it to tear, whereupon the valuables drop from the wallet.
That bastard fooked my bird so I gave the cunt a burnley wallet.
burnley wallet by Sidney Moon January 23, 2004

stripper wallet 

When you're carrying a wallet with only $20s and $1s. Twenties for the pay, and $1s for the tips.
Dude, This damn thing won't close!
Thats cuz you got $50 in ones in your stripper wallet.
stripper wallet by Sven Pisker September 11, 2007

Wallet Drainer 

My little wallet drainer hit me up again for some new kicks.
Wallet Drainer by cher72 October 5, 2012

vaginal wallet 

A nicer version of the ever popular pocket pussy. No longer will your friends laugh at your ragged pocket pussy, when you have a new vaginal wallet.
Did you see Tim's ragged old pocket pussy. He needs to get a new one, or a classy vaginal wallet.
vaginal wallet by Gerthmember April 26, 2014

Wallet Snatcher 

A heavily made up female who is after rich men and will literally do anything to snare one. The best example of which is the standard-less Katie Price. Will do anything to succeed in the search, including being ever present in the tabloids for being a slag.
She snared another unsuspecting victim, what do they see in that wallet snatcher??