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Wilburtanaryism 

A religion in which you believe Wilburt, the Holy Macaroni Noodle, is awesomer than sliced bread. This religion includes the belief that you have to have bacon at least once every week and the belief that wearing a hat is important but you HAVE to wear them for an hour on Thursday.
Person1: I believe in jesus.
Person 2: I am Atheist.
Person 3: My belief is Wilburtanaryism
Wilburtanaryism by AnaLeonski August 1, 2014

warburton toasty 

When a woman is on her period a piece of bread (ideally warburtons toasty loaf - bread found in most UK supermarkets) is inserted into the bloody vagina which is promptly fucked. The bread is then removed fried and eaten this is the warburtons toasty. It satisfies a hearty appetite.
Fuck man I was starving when I got home, I got me a Warburton toasty.

Wilberto 

A boring, indifferent, contrary and cancerous individual with a white stubley completion.A sure sign you have found one is if it is carrying a broken squash racquet.
I was winning the first game but then I went all Wilberto!
Wilberto by Waldini December 28, 2007

wilburman 

Mean Champion of Justice; Popular retired wrestling champion, who made his millions by kicking Chamber's flappy ass all over the planet, and made his billions by selling a Virtual Reality technology to Bill Gates; the jealousy of every man and woman in and out of the wrestling world; bigger hero than The Boss claims; down right nice guy.
"I LOVE YOU WILBURMAN!" Caligula, 14th February 2000.
wilburman by ChAmBeRs #1 fAn January 27, 2004

wilbursoot 

a BRITISH youtuber with 2 subscribers and plays with faces like thes( tecnoblade, tubbo, nikki, and dream and more and tommyinit is his arch rival and wilbur is song writer and singer for im in love with an e girl
did you see the new wilbursoot video today.
wilbursoot by Eatthatpussy485 March 26, 2021

wilburthybeloved 

WILBURTHYBELOVED IS ONE OF THE COOLEST PEOPLE EVER!!! they are so kind and cool, they are definitely one of my favorite mutuals >:D.
“wilburthybeloved is so cool
I KNOW RIGHT :o!!!!!!”
wilburthybeloved by tayh8r October 17, 2021