A white chocolate surprise is when a man ejaculates in a woman's anus, licks out a mixture of excrement and semen with his tongue, and deposits it in her vagina whilst eating her out.
by Emmzee March 20, 2008
This is a simple thing that has taught LA a lesson. White Chocolate Merlin is a powerhouse that can't be stopped!
I was out kicking it yesterday and White Chocolate Merlin approached and took my girl. I think he got her pregnant!
by blopel July 30, 2009
by ChocolateNippleTassel June 18, 2017
A white chocolate eruption is a sexual maneuver in which woman is bent double with her feet shoulder width apart and her head between her legs. A man finishes ejaculating into her anal canal, and then proceeds to execute a closed fist strike to her transverse abdominal area, in turn causing an eruption of seminal fluids and fecal matter, simulating the phenomenon of a volcanic eruption from the rectal opening.
"I've been scrubbing my house all day to clean up the remnants of that white chocolate eruption we performed last night."
by Naga360 November 11, 2013
In order to correctly accomplish this feat, the male has to be receiving a bumpkin. As he squeezes off a shit the female must catch the turd and attempt to slide it on his erect penis, if all else fails she must get a large portion of feces on his penis and her face. To finish she must continue the blow job until ejaculation on her face. Thus the white chocolate brownie.
Raul: Yo meng, I heard jose got a white chocolate brownie the other night from that fat slut on colfax.
Paulo: A bumkin is one thing, but getting a white chocolate brownie is fucked, buts its still probably cleaner than fucking that nasty bitch.
Paulo: A bumkin is one thing, but getting a white chocolate brownie is fucked, buts its still probably cleaner than fucking that nasty bitch.
by Dick Dickenson April 03, 2008
by BBaggins August 24, 2019
A sexual maneuvre done while performing anal sex. The man begins by ejacuating inside of his partner's rectum and proceeds to remove his penis from the anus. Immediately following, the partner emits a fart which propels the semen out of the rectum on to an awaiting bowl of icecream. The partner then proceeds to scarf down this unique desert.
by Antwaaaaaaaaaaaaaan October 14, 2006