Texas Wheelchair

Predominately used to refer to 4x4 ATVs but may refer to any motorized off road vehicle (i.e., snowmobile, sand rail) which allows non-athletic couch potatoes to get into backcountry places they typically would never consider getting to through their own physical exertion and exercise. Likelihood of driver being from Texas is disproportionately high. They are particularly found in the mountains and deserts of Colorado, Utah, Oregon, and California.

The term is often used by real outdoorsy people as a sign of irritation and disgust. See below examples.

Did you see what those assholes in the Texas Wheelchairs did to our favorite hiking trail? Why don't they just get off their fat lazy asses and walk or bike up here?

by furiousness December 11, 2011

Third-wheeled

To be third-wheeled is to be intentionally left out of activities as part of a friend group. If you're third-wheeled, you're most definitely the convenience friend. They'll make you desperate to hang out, but never actually include you in anything. You can expect to be asked to hang out only if nobody else wants to.

If you notice you're being third-wheeled, it's probably a toxic friendship and you should get out of there.

Jim was third-wheeled by his friends so they always had someone to fall back to when they got bored.

by verwijder January 18, 2021

3 wheel motion

The act of riding in a lowrider (64 Impala) on 3 wheels. Looks fucking cool.

Sippin on my potion, hit tha 3 wheel motion...
- Ice Cube

by Adam B January 19, 2005

rainbow wheel of death

that damned icon that appears whenever you screw up in OSX and you feel like smashing your computer.

George encountered the rainbow wheel of death when he tried to look at porn and it gave him a virus.

by andy mishra January 4, 2007

Third wheel

A person who feels left out by a couple or a pair of besties.

Being the third wheel, Ramona took a nice selfie only to find that Marchello and Nicole were photobombing as they were kissing!

by JRHU July 29, 2018

Wheeest!

a noise made while pulling any sort of "badass sneaky move". Made by blowing out through the lips, and hissing with the tongue, then adding a 't' sound for extra badassness.

While taking a quick turn in a car:
"Wheest!"
While stealing someone else's applesauce:
"Wheest!"
While sneaking up behind someone to skillfully remove their face with a sharp object (i.e. spork):
"Wheeest!"
While replacing the aztec idol from raiders of the lost arc with a bag of sand:
"Wheeest!"
While replacing the mayonaise on a co-worker's sandwitch with a bodily secretement:
"Wheest!"

by Enrique` De El Gato Guapo December 1, 2007

Wheelchair-fucker

A gent who is perpetually horny, lascivious, concupiscent, goatish, lustful, hyper-sexual, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, libidinous, licentious, lubricious, oversexed, randy, salacious and satyric. He will literally bang anything which has a cavity, even if such cavity happens to be on a wheelchair.

John: Paul did it again yesterday. He banged poor old Katie in the parking lot right in her minivan... in the fucking handicapped parking space.

Mark: OMG what a fucking pig! How the fuck did he manage to get a boner?
John: Nah man you haven't heard the best part.. While ramming her raw, he kept making handicapped noises.

Mark: fucking wheelchair-fucker!

by The Malteser. September 13, 2017