wrong chat 

When you say something weirdly absurd either in a group chat or real life & need a "redo" so people don't think you're an idiot.

Joe: How's your day going today?
Bob: Pretty good man, just had sex with a couple squirrels last night
Joe: bruh what??!
Bob: wrong chat
Joe: oh okay

wrong chat by Soloin June 3, 2018

what could possibly go wrong 

The thing you say when you're about to do something really stupid that will, without question, go wrong.

"I'll just swim through this pit of crocodiles like a baws. What could possibly go wrong?"

what could possibly go wrong by Derpalina February 4, 2013

not even wrong 

Worse than wrong, being an untestable claim. Originally used by physicist Wolfgang Pauli to criticize pseudoscience even harsher than simple scientific errors:"This is not right. This is not even wrong."

Your theory makes no predictions, comes to no conclusions and is just tons of speculation. It's not even wrong.

not even wrong by Fluid February 12, 2007

Belka did nothing wrong 

A versatile sentence that can be used to shut Osean kids up when they start going on about how bad Belka supposedly is for ALLEGEDLY nuking itself and also to denounce OBC as a fake and biased news station whose only goal is to vilify Belka.

Osean Virgin: "I mean Belka did nuke itself killing 12.000+ people..."
Proud Glorious Chad Belkan: "Shut up Osean trashcan, Belka did nothing wrong, I won't be corrupted by your lies!"

Belka did nothing wrong by bIRBMAN May 29, 2021

There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension 

Hello. Program speaking. Actually, there is no definition- Wait, are you the user that red my previous non-definition, There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015 which is definitely not the first game of the series? So you know what I’m talking about already, moving on. There is no definition because THERE IS NO GAME!!! Well, in this dimension. Maybe, there is in another dimension. But not this one. Hey, Mr Glitch! Why it’s you again...Wait user, don’t touch him. Don’t touch him! DON’T TOUCH MR GLITCH! AGHHHHHH! User, are you there? Give me a sign. Oh, there you are. I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH MR GLITCH! Well, most importantly, how are we going to get back home? (Please do NOT add it to your Steam wishlist. Thank you. Have no fun)

You: There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension...hmmm....should I buy it?

Everyone: YEEEES!

There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 15, 2021

hitler did nothing wrong 

The meaning of life because it was just a prank bro!

Hey Hitler did nothing wrong

hitler did nothing wrong by Hail Hydra July 5, 2016

got off the wrong foot 

a bad start when you see someone for the first time, bad impression

Sherry and I got off the wrong foot when we met for the first time

got off the wrong foot by cheraghali February 27, 2008