wet dog nose

When a guy rubs his penis on your body, but he's just taken a piss so it feels similar to when a dog nuzzles you.

My boyfriend accidentally gave me a wet dog nose last night after going to the bathroom.

by All Outta Angst January 26, 2016

Wet Dog

A wet top is a term used to define a characteristic of a white person.

"Oh did you know, Jay doesn't wash his ass with water after he has had a shit!"

"Ew thats proper wet dog behaviour you know!"

by Hahahaahah12334676 December 24, 2017

Wet Dog

When you lick a girls asshole while you’re fucking her pussy doggystyle. The king of all sex maneuvers.

“I had to go to the chiropractor after giving my bitch a wet dog.”

by Shockfun April 23, 2018

Wetdoz

A basic blonde boy with no play that thinks he is cool

Stop being such a wetdoz

by Wetdoz February 20, 2023

wet dog

while having sex doggy style you stick your finger in your mouth then stick it in their ass.

Jose: I gave her the wet dog last night she was waggin her ass as soon as I put it in.
sean: omfg

by VillainSZN May 20, 2023

Wet dog smell

That terrible smell when you dog is dirty but also wet. We all know that smell.

"Gross, my blanket has a wet dog smell"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Alabama Wetdown

The act of pissing on someone.

Me: You from Alabama?
Redneck: I do declare.
Me: Pee one me.
Redneck: Oh you wanting that Alabama Wetdown ain’t ya boy!

by Audi0sl4v3 June 30, 2022