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Nerlingers

A term used in Scottish soccer newsgroups to indicate unwarranted hyperbole attributing special skills or qualities, especially to soccer players, with little evidence to support them.

Origin: Christian Nerlinger, a German soccer player who signed for Glasgow Rangers with great anticipation of his being an exceptional player but who later proved to be a grave disappointment.

Formerly Nerlinger's Syndrome.
"This boy may only have played for half an hour but I've seen enough to suggest we have landed a future great."

"No, you are just afflicted with Nerlingers."
by Studs Murphy January 26, 2006
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tit in a wringer

This is the last survivor of one of many "Haven't heard anything like that since Grandma (Grandpa) ..." expressions that used to mean someone was overdramatizing their problems. Implied the person commented on was acting like a whiny old person. "Haven't heard anything like that since Granny got her tit caught in the wringer" was what you'd say when, e.g., a coworkers spent the morning complaining about someone having taken the last cup of coffee and not making a fresh pot.
"And everyone forgot to tell me that Awards Day is next week! Why doesn't anyone ever tell me? Doesn't anyone care ...." etc.

(whispered to friend) "Haven't heard anything like that since Granny caught her tit in a wringer."

(Alternatives that once were common) "Haven't heard anything like that since someone put a cherry bomb in Grandpa's truss."

"Haven't heard anything like that since Granny sat on the toilet plunger."

"Haven't heard anything like that since Grandpa got a turd stuck sideways."
by old lang guy September 18, 2008
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bowl wringer

when a very large turd rides around the toilet bowl several times due to its size (see bowl rider) leaving skid marks on the way down
WOO-WEE LOOKIE HERE CLEM, THAT THERE BOWL WRINGER GOES CLEAR AROUND FOUR TIMES!!!
by Wedell2 July 14, 2010
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Gerlinger

A man who is not what his first name entails....
That man is such a homosexual! Nah dude his name is Gerlinger so its cool
by Frank Gorelinger October 11, 2011
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wringer stinger

When an adult wrings out their depend adult diaper over your head, causing urine to get in your eyes, making them burn and irritated.
Lisa gave Brian a wringer stinger for bring on her lawn again.

"I told you damn kids to stay off my lawn!" HawhawhawhaaAA!
by davedore September 19, 2014
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wringer stinger

When an adult wrings out their depend adult diaper over your head, causing urine to get in your eyes, making them burn and irritated.
Lisa gave Brian a wringer stinger for bring on her lawn again.

"I told you damn kids to stay off my lawn!" HawhawhawhaaAA!
by davedore September 19, 2014
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Webslinger

The webslinger is when your wife or gf won't give you any play, so you retire to the bedroom and sit on the corner of the bed and jerk off. Once she opens the door, you fling the cum directly at her face using the "Spiderman" hand gesture.
"My girl wouldn't give up the stink last night so I waited 20 min in the bedroom just to hit her with the webslinger."
by Slimey bubble June 16, 2015
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