training the ol' Weedle

A Pokémon joke implying masturbation.

A: "So what're you doing tonight?"
B: "I'll be training the ol' Weedle."

by theh0peful August 12, 2015

Weedle

When a man shouts 'Go Weedle!' And pulls out his penis then shouts 'Use Poison Jab' And proceeds to jab a female with his penis.

Person 1: Hey Peter, I heard you were practicing the 'Weedle' with Margaret last night?
Person 2: Yes I Was! I don't think she enjoyed it much.

by Friendly service support February 6, 2021

weedle

a retarded person who ruined skullmund.

he sucks shit out of my asshole and he loves energy drinks or something

"fuck weedle up his butthole"

by 🏴‍☠️ February 29, 2020

Weedle

To try to extract information or money in a pathetic annoying way.

I freakin’ am sick of these web sites with these weedleing pop ups!

by Sixgun September 14, 2019

teedle weedle

Small ass cock

boy, u got a teedle weedle dick

by ZZZZeeebra March 26, 2017

Weedle

dick

"you got a tiny weedle"
"damn dude, low blow"

by ElectricBlitz January 7, 2020

Weedle-sucked

Tricking someone by offering something they already have access to.

He weedle-sucked his way into getting what he wanted from her.

by Larnae May 14, 2022