WEAVE

FAKE HAIR THATS GETS OLD AND YOU MUST NEVER FORGET TO PAT YOUR WEAVE

DONT FORGET TO PAT YOUR WEAVE

by NAH 2WIOJ2EFIJ23IOFHD2E March 13, 2019

Weave

Dodge

I weaved a punch

by Pikachu guy is ed April 11, 2019

Weave

Attempted by many, but mastered by only some. To weave is to find your way out of trouble with a minimum of fuss, or to tag along or find your way into a situation (for the better) you weren't initially supposed to be in.

Also a form of sporting follower. A 'weaver' will weave their way into any situation, and 'get ahead of themselves', or 'overachive'.

'I'm sick of the weaver's. They're always there. Every time.'

'He'll try the weave'.

by chipper2 October 22, 2010

weave

To go to a certain place.

Let´s weave down town

by Peter wedege June 20, 2005

WEAVE

1. To make up, change or exaggerate a story to get out of trouble or improve your standing with others.
2. As above, but to get into a place or situation that the truth would not allow.

Not to be used during the weave but to explain to friends afterwards.

1. "I weaved to the missus that I was at home last night..." or "It was wall to wall birds last night and I could have shagged half of them...'' would be a weave.
or
"I weaved I got straight A grades on my CV"

2. "We weaved we were a film crew to get into the club"

by thebigG September 20, 2006

WEAVE

to daydream to such a degree as to be momentarily unaware of your immediate surroundings; to get lost in thought; to drift off mentally, albeit briefly.

Everything was thoroughly explained to Joe at the meeting, yet he said he wasn't aware of a thing that was said. The sumbitch was probably weaving!

Joe is such a weave!

by weave September 28, 2003

Weave

Something people use when they don’t have alotta hair

Dang all that weave

by Please call June 16, 2018