weaved

under the influence of 3 or more substances, drugs and/or alcohol

After I got cross-faded off weed and alcohol, I took some ecstasy. I was so weaved last night bro.

by KCBlazinAsian September 7, 2016

weaves

a condition given to someone who is addicted to gym. the word is also synonymous with an excess amount of anabloic creatine intake. one wouldd find a 'weaves' wearing only wife-beaters or finger clothing, and listening to locnville. research has proven that weaves is also commonly associated with the smooth tiger smooth tiger syndrome.

that guy has the weaves syndrome. i heard him listening to loncville the other day, while at gym !

by jjanabolicleroux November 2, 2010

weaves

1. Departs. 2. Flat, thin protuberances growing from twigs and branches.

1. The twain weaves at 2:12. 2.Wilbur was waking weaves wewentwesswe.

by harry flashman August 20, 2003

weaves

what that girl be wearin

shoot, that girl be wearin weaves

by nAaLdEiXa February 4, 2003

Weave

Word used to claim for dodging something. Usually yelled out by someone telling the other they dodged their projectile.

*Girl throws ball at boy*
*Boy dodges ball*
Boy: Weave!

*Boy claims that he dodged the ball.

by Randomslangman March 1, 2015

Weave

Weave is hair extentions sewn into your real hair ranging from straw-like to madame tussauds quality. Black females tend to wear this and the odd mixed-race person.

Shaneese: yeah babe, i love your new weave.

Abigail: but its making me itch bare. Its jarrin

or

*in a fight Crystal grabs at Bianca's hair in an attempt to pull out her weave*

Bianca: Ey wha yoo touchin ma weave for yoo boom ba clat!?

by TheORIGINALAfghanHound October 11, 2011

Weave

One of the biggest abominations in the world.

Not all black women wear it( I in fact find it quite disgusting along with any sort of FAKE hair)

Worn by lazy people.

Used as a "protective styling" excuse

Embarrassing.

" Lets riot against all the weave, and fake hair in our WORLD...hoo-raah!

by I'mHuman April 10, 2015