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The Washing Machine

When the performing of the "donkey punch" goes horribly wrong and you hit the girl so hard the she has seziures and shakes like a washing machine with you still attached.
Man this girl and i were having sex and i donkey punched her so hard she gave me the washing machine.

washing machine 

giant vibrator for women or men . . . . . eeeewwwwwwww.
miss Clemantine was very unsatisfied from the other leading vibrators so she leaned up against a washing machine.
washing machine by 8_Balled March 13, 2005

washing machine thing 

washing machine thing is when your step sis or step mom gets stuck in the washer/dryer and you fuck them
Step mom: hey son, can you get me out of the washer

Step son: Sure mom let me just poke you in your ass with this thing

Step mom: ok is it the washing machine thing

Step son: YES

step bro im stuck in the washing machine 

Washing Machine 

A type of kiss where both tongues go in a circular motion mimicking a washing machine
I heard Lisa and John were doing the washing machine behind school yesterday!”
Washing Machine by SAC July 31, 2019

Double Reverse Washing Machine 

This is a type of technique that only the most skilled race of females are able to use. It is when they utilize both palms and firmly grasp your shaft to satisfy her master's needs. She moves her wrists in a circular motion while lubricating the penis with her mouth liquids- hence washing machine.
David: Damn yo my bitch hit me with the double reverse washing machine last night
Sid: Oh word forreal how was it
David: My nigga I busted in like 13 seconds

Sid: Damn yall tryna have a threesome
David: Ye I'll ask