Social Justice Warrior

The term Social Justice Warrior (SJW) is one that reflects the ironic tone of postmodernism. Only under an ideology that supposes that nothing has meaning or value could a term come to mean its exact opposite—in this case, on the basis that care isn't cool. Essentially, SJWs are people who care a lot about humanity, but because modern, Western, white men have been convinced that caring is trite and "irrational" (even if all human behavior is necessarily irrational), they feel threatened by people caring. They lash out at people for caring by pejoratively referring to them as SJWs, all the while claiming that only "objectivity" (a completely impossible concept) matters and that we should all simply look out for ourselves.

That lady with the pink armpit hair is a real Social Justice Warrior; she was commenting on and on about children in Africa, Southeast Asia, and Latin America, as though anyone's supposed to care. *Sips Diet Coke™ while mashing on iPhone™* I mean, we get it—people die and it's our fault. Can't she just write in a blog or on Tumblr or something, instead of having to rub her irrational, normative righteousness in everyone's faces?

by shaunzo October 17, 2017

Social Justice Warrior

Someone who beats a conservative in an argument.

Person A: "So anyway, the facts show that..."

Person B: "SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR!"

by am bam July 17, 2018

Scante Warrior

A big time crack head.
Someone straight down for the cause (they'll do anything for it).

"Damn aye, that foo is all tweeked out"
"I know, he's a mean scante warrior."

by Fuduudi Johnson March 26, 2009

Stone Island Warrior

A very solid specimen who is never seen without his Stoney jacket. Often found at Burnley games, these chaps are not ones to mess with.

My mate Dave is a Stone Island Warrior

by Theultimatepetrol February 12, 2021

Social Justice Warrior

A pejorative term for people who acknowledge the existence of racism, sexism, homophobia and other forms of bigotry. It was created by insecure straight white cisgender men who are terrified of losing their privileged status and preferential treatment in society as well as their ability to treat women and minorities like pieces of trash with public approval.

Person #1: I don't think it's OK to kill a man just because he's black.
Person #2: STFU AND DIE YOU STUPID SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR!!!

by qbdkusoemv December 1, 2019

Free Speech Warrior

the equal and opposite side of the Social Justice Warrior coin. Where the SJW will use the guise of social justice and progressive politics to silence right wing opinions and promote division, the FSW will use the guise of "protecting free speech" to silence left wing opinons and promote division.

"Richard went to that right wing protest and started chanting about jews and faggots replacing him, he must be one of those Free Speech Warriors."

"That Free Speech Warrior publicly called for journalists to be shot, but after that happened he said it was just a joke and he was exercising his rights!"

by The Gayest Retard June 29, 2018

Foolish Samurai Warrior

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Aku: But a foolish samurai warrior
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by random word generator May 26, 2022