hand wanding

An act used for manually penetrating an orifice for the purposes of pre lubrication prior to penetration via a limb, specially a hand, knuckle, finger, wrist or elbow... consent is a must for this activity...

Man, I’d love to give her a strong hand wanding, right up to the elbow...

by HandWander69 October 10, 2018

waxing it

Can be used to refer to masturbating or to a person being stupid. (aka douching it)

Johnny was playing gta and waxing it hard.

by SHANAN3G3NMAK3Rs February 19, 2015

waxin' and milkin'

A girl rubbing both her her pubic area and breast. Masturbation.

I love girlies, waxin' and milkin'.

by B-Boy D June 29, 2012

coin wanking

the act of jangling change held in a suit trouser pocket, usually performed by male office workers whilst stood chatting to colleagues

to stand near someone, chatting to them, but simultaneously coin wanking by caressing and fondling the change in your pocket

by buzzub January 30, 2009

waxing the dolphin

jacking in the shower or anywhere submersed in water

I was rinsing off and this vision of this walnut ass leapt into my brain so I had to wax the dolphin,

by Amanda Hugginkiss December 24, 2003

wanking chariot

The bed of a teenager, usually raised several inched off the floor by used kleenex.

c 'ya lads, Im off to my wanking chariot to go and knock one out.

by Codiak July 31, 2003

Latvian waxing

Latvian waxing is when a person who consumed large amount of alcohol falls asleep in bed with lit cigarette causing the whole house get burned to the ground.

I became homeless after my Russian roommate had drunk the whole bottle of vodka and died of Latvian waxing

by Filips Adamenko October 30, 2017