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walter white

Walter:
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.
by Thetatochip April 29, 2022
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Walter White

I don't know what you think I've done
But if we were to battle, I've already won
Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me
I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)
Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody
Always getting saved by some samurai booty
I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day
Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
Run you over with my Aztek; GTA
If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid
Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth
You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof
'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you
by Walter White. January 21, 2023
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Walter White

General definition: Absolute fucking badass.
Practical definition: Calling someone a fucking badass to the absolute.
Literal definition: A person in the show Breaking Bad played by Bryan Cranston, occasionally referred to as "Heisenberg."
Person A: "Hey, did you see that one show with Walter White?"
Person B: "You mean the absolute badass?"
Person A: "Yeah, but did you see it?"
Person B: "Of course."
by Dr. Jim, TSD July 22, 2022
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walter whiting

the residual sag in your old, stretched out whitey tighties.
"Dude, did you shit your pants?"... "Nah I'm just Walter Whiting"
by republic-of-labia January 8, 2014
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Walter White

Walter White : Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!
by hplovecraft'scat April 27, 2021
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