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Walk of Shame

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The walk from another person(s) house, apartment, condo, dorm, van, bar, park bench or other; to your place of residence wearing the same clothes you had on the night before.

Typically used when someone leaves the home of a sexual escapade (quite possibly with someone you met the night before) in the morning; hair sticking out in all directions, lines on your face, and missing at least one article of clothing.

In the event that your “Walk of Shame” did include sex, you may be wearing your partner’s clothes. If you did not have sex you probably did get into a fight, damaged property, was escorted off someone’s premises, or in someway embarrassed yourself. In any case you will need to check yourself for injuries.
Still half-drunk, I began the walk of shame to my room, and made a futile attempt to recall all that I had done on Friturday.
by Christopher Firegoat April 13, 2008
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Spending 10+ hours travelling back from a week long transatlantic booty call... sitting on one of those little haemorrhoid do-nuts cos you're so sore economy seating just won't cut it.....
Look at that poor girl in the seat opposite, she walked on to the plane like John Wayne trailing two suitcases behind her... must be doing the ol' international walk of shame!
by 10pounds of yorkshire beef January 5, 2011
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walk'n'stalk

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1) hunting: the way you approach your object of desire

2) virtual communication: to walk through someone's social networking profiles and other virtual traces while chatting with that person (similar to talk'n'stalk)

3) making out: to pretend to read text messages while going for a walk with your date, though you are actually checking out his/her digital fingerprint
1) father to son: "When we go hunting tomorrow morning, I'll teach you how to walk'n'stalk!"

2) Tim to Jon: "Last night I talked to Mary on Skype, but she never answered right away, so I think she was walk'n'stalking me..."

3) Jen to Jess: "On Sunday, I went on this date with Blake and he told me that he was single, but then I pretended to have gotten a message from you, although I actually checked his facebook profile where I found out that he'd just made out with his girlfriend last night. This walk'n'stalk kept me from going any further with that liar!"
by ricci-s May 1, 2009
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theme park walk of shame

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This is when you get in line for a ride at a theme park, yet towards the end of the queue your nerves take over, and you decide against it. Then you have to walk back through the crowd while they subtly intimidate and laugh at you, hence walk of shame.
I was gonna go on Colossus with a friend, but once we got to the end of the queue I pussied out and had to do the theme park walk of shame.
by Kempo September 6, 2006
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Walk that stroll

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1. To go out and walk the streets to make cold hard cash for sexual favors

2. To work a legal (yet demeaning and soul-crushing) job for little pay and almost no respect. The lack of money and respect (yet abundance of demeaning acts) results in similarities to prostitution. Also, both jobs have a certain "uniform" attached to them)
1. Scantily clad woman walking down Orange Blossom Trail in Orlando, FL

2.Working at Winn Dixie as a bagger (While legal, pays little in terms of cash or respect. The resulting shame is akin to prostitution)

person 1: "do you work today ?"
person 2: "yeah i'm the bagger today"
person 1: "well you better get out of here
and go walk that stroll"
by MrHavok September 29, 2008
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walk of shame

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the walk across campus in the same clothes as yesterday after you slept with someone and spent the night in their dorm room
Scott: hey man, nice hair - you doin the walk of shame?
Dan: what, me? ah... no... I, um, fell asleep in the library...
by rorodlam June 1, 2004
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academic walk of shame

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when you walk into class wearing the same clothes as the day before, evidently having spent the night cramming
cat was wearing that shirt when i left the library last night at 1am, typical academic walk of shame...
by mamothman October 13, 2010
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