wasband

1. the person who WAS your husBAND.
2. what you call the father of your children because you feel terribly bad crossing him out ("ex") every time you speak of him in front of the kids.
3. how you snidely introduce your new boyfriend to your ex-husband.
4. the HAS BEEN of a HUSBAND
5. your baby's daddy

"Damn, my wasband tried to hook-up with me again today as I tried to drop off the kids."

"Mike, this is my new lover, Jason. Jason, this is my wasband."

by kallisto concoctions June 20, 2009

Wasband

Former husband.

My current husband is nothing like my wasband; he is kind, considerate, generous, and would not THINK of cheating on me. My wasband was a real deadbeat. I don't know what I was thinking when I married him.

by Was-wife September 12, 2009

wallbanger

old slang for a quaalude in the late 70s - early 80s

I got so messed up on some wallbangers last night that I fell down my staircase

by soporific714 July 8, 2006

Walcan

a genetic synthesis between a Walnut and a Pecan

by Cesar Raul Mena March 31, 2003

wasband

Ex husband from a divorce. Was your husband = wasband.

My wasband and I are both attending my daughter's back to school nite next week.

by Harshmistress September 19, 2009

WABANGA

Extremely cool, legendary, something that makes you just think to yourself, "holy sh*t!!!!"

*staring at a beautiful place*
Me: WABANGA!!!

*sees a person do a keg stand for 60 seconds*
Me: WABANGA!!!

by cash.max October 15, 2017

wilbannie

they cry and miss wilbur soot, a handsome and awesome gamer and a good musician with good music, it can also be so fucking creepy omg help him, yeah......... 😃(please help us wilbur locked us in his basement we need food)

OMG YOU'RE A WILBANNIE? HOWS UR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR BROTHER LOLLLLLLL

by i burn you? you melt me. January 3, 2021