wambulance

verb/noun: a theoretical vehicle with no actual destination, representing a child (usually locked in the body of a sexually questionable west coast male) driving a Ghostbuster like wagon crying like a fat kid who gets diet bars for chanukah

Driver can be identified by name tag, but in default driver will usually respond to "John" or "Buttnugget"

If Peter, Paul and Mary were skipping through a field of lillies, emails that remind me finals suck would like be authored by the driver of the wambulance.

wambulance by The Liberation of the Twinkie Express May 5, 2006

Waahmbulance 

Like an "ambulance" you would say your calling one of these when someone is being a total fucking pussy and whining.

Fool1: OMG THA TIS SO GHEY OMG!!!1111
Fool2: omg cry more fag lololol, im gonna call the waahmbulance

Waahmbulance by ThaCleric March 1, 2005

wambulance chaser 

Lawyers whose reason for existence is to defend the rights of privileged people who think they've been wronged by society. They tend to defend old, wealthy white men, religious zealots, and people named Karen who have been unsuccessful in their attempts to complain to a manager. Wambulance chasers are thrive on the tears of the merely inconvenienced.

May also be spelled "wahmbulance" and variations thereof.

The pastor at the local megachurch who kept ignoring COVID rules is going to court because the health authority finally shut them down. His lawyer is a real wambulance chaser.

Johnny, the local waaahmbulance chaser, just defended a dude upset because as an adult man people wouldn't hire him to be a babysitter.

wambulance chaser by litui April 13, 2021

WAABULANCE 

WAABULANCE AN AMBULANCE FOR SOMEONE IS WHO COMPLAINING

OH NO DO YOU NEED A WAABULANCE TO STOP YOUR COMPLAINING

WAABULANCE by SHEESHABEAST/SHEESHABEASTER March 27, 2024