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Wagga Wagga Footlong

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When a Downunder man with an average penis (6 inch) brags to a girl "I could give you 12 inches and make you bleed". Then sticks it in twice and punches her in the nose.
I was talking to this hot chick the other night, she was iffy about coming back to mine so I dropped the Wagga Wagga Footlong on her and made the bitch bleed.
by Simdog.Brisvegas August 29, 2019
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skip the wagas

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To skip any part of a date that is normally required because of social convention (e.g dinner, Netflix, small talk) that delays sex
"Where do you wanna go for dinner?"
"How about we just skip the wagas and go back to mine?"
by TheEastaB July 15, 2016
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willy waggle

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Willy waggle is to comicly waggle your non erect penis over the face of your partner.
"Aye, so last night I willy waggled yer hot sister"
by Steve-oM September 13, 2006
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Waggle

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(N) a group of penises (generally considered to be 3 or more). Analogous to a flock of sheep or a murder of crows.
1. John was shocked as he opened the Playgirl and was confronted by not one or two, but an entire waggle of penises in the centerfold.
2. "Hey Hooch, check out that waggle of penises over on the nude beach!"
3. The graffiti in on the bathroom stall door was thoroughly graphic, containing seven crudely drawn boobs and an entire waggle of peni.
by Chainsaw Jigs January 30, 2014
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WAAGD

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WAAGD: An acronym for "We Are All Gonna Die" the most apt phrase to date relating the plight of all humanity in the face of sunspots and "global warming."
Student: The fluoridation of water and carbon dioxide emissions are hurting our bodily fluids!

Science Teacher: But look at the sunspots! WAAGD!
by onthepedestal January 24, 2011
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Wagga goggles

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when spending two weeks or more at wagga wagga, girls go from a 2/10 to a 8/10
Male #1: Bro these chicks are hot!

Male #2: no bro they not, you got wagga goggles.
by Triz0r14 July 12, 2014
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Someone who's annoying, or silly, or foolish, or basically anything worth being called this harmless name
Oh my god Mr Boone is SUCH a polly wagger.
Or
Cole you're such a polly wagger.
by Other Jesus April 18, 2015
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