vomment

A disingenuously positive comment on Facebook by someone who really feels the opposite.

Did you read Frank's vomment on my Facebook? I know he's really jealous and doesn't think I deserve the award.

by pennythek September 29, 2010

Vommies

When your feeling sick, or feel like vomiting. May be caused by your own actions

I went for a huge run this morning, felt a bit vommies afterwards

by Alron Burgerchops June 8, 2011

vomment

adj. Comments, posts, videos, etc. on Facebook that make third party readers literally or figuratively want to vomit because of it’s lovey-dovey, cutesy and sometimes grotesque ( if people sharing said vomments are nasty) content.

They are not cute together, and neither are the vomments they leave on eachother's walls.

by hanhopehaw July 9, 2011

vomment

an off color comment. online or otherwise, which gushes forth with no thought of consequence or forethought, typed or spoken in haste as if drunk.

Their friendship ended the moment that Mark vommented on Danny's post about his deceased grandmother.

by freaky mcstyles January 16, 2014

Vommentary

Where you commentate but it comes out like word vomit.

"Dude, I just did vommentary on this sick ass movie"

by Voyagerborg August 27, 2016

vomy

When you want to vomit but you piss yourself instead

"If he vomits I'm gonna vomy and piss myself at the same time"

by JunkieJennn June 3, 2017

vommin

when you or someone looks good, their shoes, shirt, jeans or oufit

my fit is "vommin"

by saru.702 June 4, 2018