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urine vandalism

urine vandalism (short: UV)

Like normal vandalism, just by the use of your/someone else's urine.

Adapted from Wiktionary:

Willful damage or destruction of any property with no other purpose than damage or destruction of said property using urine.
+ Yesterday, my boss laid me off. He's such an asshole!
- Really?!?! I think you shouldn't simply accept that!
+ What do you expect me to do?!
- Well, how about some urine vandalism in his office?
+ You sure? I mean, what if they have UV protection?
- If you really want to do a UV, no UV protection in the world can be strong enough!!!
+ You're right. Let's go and grab some beers. I've got a wonderful idea for a UV ...
- Damn, I'm so freaking excited ...
by UVmaster November 14, 2012
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Vandalism

Literally the the thing everyone does at least once in their bloodie life.
I do a lot of vandalism... Especially on your mums FAT car.
by Stak licker 69 November 20, 2018
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vindelicet

U sir, are a Vindelicet!
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vindalize

Refreshing for all five senses. Refreshes the soul, clears the mind, and restores a sense of wonder in the world.
The lightening storm is vindalizing. My time spent in France vindalized me.
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vandalism

action involving deliberate destruction of or damage to public or private property. Unless it's a really cool graffiti.
"... look at that tag that someone painted in a wall that does not own and it's very ugly, such vandalism.."

".. look at that cool graffity, doesn't matter if he had permission or not that is definitelly not vandalism.."

"... I am going to google the vandalism definition that fits my needs..."
by anonymango November 25, 2016
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vidalism

The pose of voicing truths that are simultaneously obvious to any knowledgeable listener, yet have only occurred to the speaker.
His dystopian fiction contained a hero who was plagued by Vidalisms.
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vandalism of a spot-a-pot

“I guess you could call it vandalism of a spot-a-pot.”
What does that mean?”
by Dordobolong April 10, 2021
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