VertaFlex

A device created by Namco Div. in 1986 which opens the door to the solution of limited space and retrofit requirements for package pumping modules.

I had a lack of space, and I was in need of a relatively decent pumping module, so I contacted my local Namco Div. company and ordered myself a VertaFlex.

by Super Homo Man 5001 August 25, 2010

Vertoeterd

a person who has smoked so much weed that he/she has lost touch with reality. Usually being a weed addict without even knowing it, only hangs out with friends if there's weed involved.

Vertoeterd is a dutch word that combines the word "toeter" (trumpet, or in this case, joint), and turns it into a past participle

You: yo are we hanging out with Kyle tonight?
Bro: nah man, he won't show up if we aren't smoking weed.
You: figures, he's completely vertoeterd.

by CrispyArrow April 25, 2020

lil uzi vert

A mainstream musician that has many records/labels signed to his name. He calls himself a "rockstar" and produces music to a mass audience.

Lil Uzi Vert has quite a lot of racks.

by PotatoAssMOFO January 23, 2017

Lil Uzi Vert

The best artist of our generation

Man: “I love Lil Uzi Vert so much”
Man 2: “He’s the best artist of our generation”

by Lil6Uzi6Vert6 September 30, 2018

lil uzi vert

the greatest rapper of all time. he makes the best songs and has songs for every mood.🦋👍☔️

“aye bro, you hear that new lil uzi vert?”
“fuck yeah man, that shit go hardd”

by ruckstar April 3, 2019

Vertical Tuck

The vertical tuck is employed when a male, in possession of a boner, reorganizes his junk such that it is "tucked" up under his waistband in a vertical manner (sometimes causing the boner to stick out of the male's pants). The vertical tuck ensures that boners are undetected by onlookers. It is especially useful when, while possessing a boner, the male needs to perform non-sexual tasks, like doing a math problem at the blackboard.

Dude: Man, after looking looking at that chick's thong in front of me in class I had a real hard-on. I was horrified when Mr. Depetrio called on me to derive the quadratic formula on the board.
Dude 2: What'd you do?
Dude: I shoved my dick up under my waistband so no one would see.
Dude 2: Ah, saved by the vertical tuck.

by G$ and S-T-U January 8, 2005

Vertical Bacon Shoot

A vagina most likely resembling a smelly, overworked, gross, slutty, gaping tunnel

Dude I totally got into her vertical bacon shoot last night!

by ariesisapussy June 15, 2011