Verbal Jedi

A person who is exceptionally well versed in the art of the verbal bitchslap or verbal smackdown. This person may or may not have been burned on occasion, but is very quick witted, and is most often found doing the verbal smackdown.

Dude: Man, you're such a douche.
Verbal Jedi: At least I get more pussy than you. The last time you had pussy was when pussy had you.
Dude: ...uh...yo' mama...

by 3Dradio May 24, 2006

Verbal Handjob

To give a person so much verbal praise that they feel as though they will orgasm.

Thanks for the verbal handjob boss, but I would rather have a raise.

by Ribbles November 4, 2008

verbal cord

Not to be confused with the vocal cord, it is the language processor located between the throat and the tongue, which is used as a skipping rope by its player: some microscopic being.

Each successful jump over the instrument produces an faultlessly pronounced word that is then exteriorized out of the mouth by the tongue. But if the cord is tripped on one or multiple times and tangled up, it results in stutters, thus incomplete words.

Porky Pig clearly has a will to live. Can't say the same for his verbal cord as it tied itself into a noose.

by Sukala A.P. October 19, 2021

Verbal Abuse

The only language my mom knows.

Examples of Verbal Abuse-

Tommy:"Hey mom, guess what I did today."

Mom:"I don't care and shut the fuck up, my shows are on"

Tommy:"Fuck my life"

by HERO Phoenix September 25, 2010

verbal carbs

Adding filler words & phrases to make what is being said sound more important.

Someone uttering useless sayings like, "At the end of the day ..., " "In reality ... , " & "To be honest with you ..." is guilty of serving verbal carbs.

by NCdubmixer September 13, 2011

verbal flashbang

A word, sentence, or phrase that takes the reader off guard. Can be silly, threatening, or confusing.

An example of a verbal flashbang:

"You are uninvited to my birthday party."

by TotallyNotASoviet September 1, 2020

verbal abuse

A form of abuse in which the abuser verbally criticizes, degrades, or harasses the victim. This can come in a range of forms, from subtle criticisms to blatant insults, and is most often in a hostile manner.

Jenna is a victim of verbal abuse: her stepmom would criticize her fashion choices frequently, just out of spite.

by El Chihuahua Africano April 4, 2019