A person who is exceptionally well versed in the art of the verbal bitchslap or verbal smackdown. This person may or may not have been burned on occasion, but is very quick witted, and is most often found doing the verbal smackdown.
Dude: Man, you're such a douche.
Verbal Jedi: At least I get more pussy than you. The last time you had pussy was when pussy had you.
Dude: ...uh...yo' mama...
Verbal Jedi: At least I get more pussy than you. The last time you had pussy was when pussy had you.
Dude: ...uh...yo' mama...
by 3Dradio May 24, 2006

by Ribbles November 4, 2008

Not to be confused with the vocal cord, it is the language processor located between the throat and the tongue, which is used as a skipping rope by its player: some microscopic being.
Each successful jump over the instrument produces an faultlessly pronounced word that is then exteriorized out of the mouth by the tongue. But if the cord is tripped on one or multiple times and tangled up, it results in stutters, thus incomplete words.
Each successful jump over the instrument produces an faultlessly pronounced word that is then exteriorized out of the mouth by the tongue. But if the cord is tripped on one or multiple times and tangled up, it results in stutters, thus incomplete words.
Porky Pig clearly has a will to live. Can't say the same for his verbal cord as it tied itself into a noose.
by Sukala A.P. October 19, 2021

Examples of Verbal Abuse-
Tommy:"Hey mom, guess what I did today."
Mom:"I don't care and shut the fuck up, my shows are on"
Tommy:"Fuck my life"
Tommy:"Hey mom, guess what I did today."
Mom:"I don't care and shut the fuck up, my shows are on"
Tommy:"Fuck my life"
by HERO Phoenix September 25, 2010

Someone uttering useless sayings like, "At the end of the day ..., " "In reality ... , " & "To be honest with you ..." is guilty of serving verbal carbs.
by NCdubmixer September 13, 2011

A word, sentence, or phrase that takes the reader off guard. Can be silly, threatening, or confusing.
by TotallyNotASoviet September 1, 2020

A form of abuse in which the abuser verbally criticizes, degrades, or harasses the victim. This can come in a range of forms, from subtle criticisms to blatant insults, and is most often in a hostile manner.
Jenna is a victim of verbal abuse: her stepmom would criticize her fashion choices frequently, just out of spite.
by El Chihuahua Africano April 4, 2019
