Jesse "The Half-Body" Ventura. This s in reference to Jesse's physique during his wrestling years. All upper-body no legs, a classic beginner boody builder mistake.
And in this corner, weighing in at 265lbs.. and sporting the dis-proportional upper torso, Jesse "The Half-Body" Ventura!!!
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Giovanni is a tall, skinny, and has a big penis. He is smart and good at every sport, but mostly soccer. He has W rizz and has good grades all around. He looks black, but he's hispanic.
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Get the jen ventura mug.One of the shittier towns in Southern California. Has a beach and some commerce but for the most part is garbage. If your hobbies include walking around without a shirt on and/or being homeless than this is the hometown for you.
Reg- Hey how was your visit to the Pacific coast?
Sean- It started out great in Washington and Oregon, but once I got to Ventura it took a turn for the worse)
(Hunter arrives, who is a Ventura native)
Hunter- Yo bros anyone wanna scope out some single mothers on the beach?
Reg-....dude youre trash.
Sean- It started out great in Washington and Oregon, but once I got to Ventura it took a turn for the worse)
(Hunter arrives, who is a Ventura native)
Hunter- Yo bros anyone wanna scope out some single mothers on the beach?
Reg-....dude youre trash.
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Guy 1: so how'd it go with that girl last weekend?!
Guy 2: mate. Absolutely Ace Ventura'd...
Guy 1: *moment of silence*
Guy 2: mate. Absolutely Ace Ventura'd...
Guy 1: *moment of silence*
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