vegetarian 

a person who doesn't eat meat and, contrary to popular belief, is not always gay, because afterall gay people like meat (up the ass... but still)

Mark: Want some steak?
Jake: I'm a vegetarian.
Mark: Are you gay!?
Jake: No you asshole.

vegetarian by Alberto Javier Antonio Sanjaya Malekar Gonzalez April 13, 2007

vegetarian 

a person who does not eat meat, and sometimes other animal products, especially for moral, religious, or health reasons. I copied this sentence :\

oh, look, a vegetarian! :\

vegetarian by OrangeBurrito October 4, 2016

Vegetarian 

A human who doesn’t eat meat because they don’t want to kill anything living, even though plants also have lives.

You killed a plant! You vegetarian!

Vegetarian by lollove8642 August 1, 2019

Vegetarian 

Another word for a virgin, one who hasn’t gotten “the meat” yet

Mary doesn’t have curly hair anymore. No wonder she’s a vegetarian.

Vegetarian by Trust me this is what it means September 6, 2021

vegetarian 

A) A person who forgoes the pleasure of eating meat, despite not neccessarily being under any duress to do so.

B) A person who has watched the movie 'Babe.' Probably.

C) A person who perhaps believe that omnivores are ignorant towards veggies, a belief that gains substance from comments such as definition 'B'.

D) A person who, judging by other definitions of the word 'vegetarian' on this website, will become rather touchy when it is suggested that they constantly preach to non-vegetatians.

Would you like some steak?

No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

Fair enough. More steak for me then!

vegetarian by pippin4652 July 19, 2010

vegetarian 

1. people conscious that animals were not, in fact, put on this earth only for our consumation.

2. people opposed to the harm of animals for leisure pleasures. ex: food- including chicken and fish (they're animals too!), accessories, hunting, shoes, bags, etc.. Also, someone who realizes that 99% of the animals that have ever lived have died and that we've done anything but help in their protection.

3. one who does not consume animal flesh but eats animal products like eggs, milk, cheese, and other dairy foods.

person 1: so you're a vegetarian. do you eat chicken and fish?

person 2: of course not, they're animals.

person 1: are your shoes leather?

person 2: oh no, they're faux.

person 1: so..do you like, wear tie-dye?

person 2: there's a difference between a vegetarian and a hippie.

vegetarian by i have fuzz on my toes.. June 11, 2006

Vegetarian 

Too cool For YOUR meat

waitress "what do you want for breakfast?"

Joe "just eggs"

Waitress "any bacon?"

Joe, "no thanks i'm vegetarian"

Waitress, "So are you sure you dont want bacon?"

Joe, "NO,.. I'm vegetarian..."

Waitress "what?"

Ben, "dude.. that means hes TOO COOL, for YOUR BACON"

Vegetarian by asdf17589898 December 21, 2008