A severe disorder due to unclean and unkept penis after intercourse. Also can be caused due to bad breath and saliva after oral sex. Can be cured after deep cleansing.
Should be used by medical personnel when referring to people that overreact to minor injuries.
Patient: "I have this cut on my chin and it really hurts. I want to go to the hospital."
Medic to EMT: "Sounds like an acute case of course-grain vaginosis."
EMT: "Copy that, I'll get a shovel."