by Gaaliyah June 19, 2020

The best kept secret of clean crotched women across the globe. A heavy duty povidone-iodine douche. Basically, the last over-the-counter resort women have.
woman 1: If it wasn't for vagi-gard, I would have been in the ER for sure.
woman 2: Thank heavens. Want to scissor with that extra clean bearded clam of yours?
(Scissoring ensues. Without a funky mess mind you.)
woman 2: Thank heavens. Want to scissor with that extra clean bearded clam of yours?
(Scissoring ensues. Without a funky mess mind you.)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic March 23, 2012


(n)
A mom one finds sexually attractive and/or vagy; a more-polite way of calling someone a MILF. Or possibly a less-polite way.
A mom one finds sexually attractive and/or vagy; a more-polite way of calling someone a MILF. Or possibly a less-polite way.
by YikeGrymon January 1, 2012

It's my Phone Number.. for real.
by Colin January 13, 2004

A lesbian is a vagatarian because she eats or likes pussy. Many lesbians are also vegetarian. This is a stereotype of course yet I fit it. I have so much fun being a veggie-vagi!
by eccocentric December 15, 2008

the female orgasm.
by chuckybubbles August 22, 2010
