When a person in your family or friend group pretends to know how to do something and instead makes a complete clusterfuck out the situation pretending it wasn't them.

Jim: Hey, did you see Dan last night try to make cocktails? That was pretty useless.
Mark: Yeah, too bad Bob got explosive diarrhea afterwards.

useless by uselessdictionary August 28, 2023

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Ryan U. who does absoutely nothing and makes excuses for it

Wow! Ryan is useless

useless by n March 27, 2003

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Someone that is literary an incompetent, an a turtle trying to race a pack of wolves to every situation and conflict.

Do you even recognize Shayne he’s so devoured by self hate that he fucks up every opurtunity that he wants by over thought processing. He truly makes everything a useless scape goat.

Useless by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

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