Urky

Any part of speech.
Used mostly when the event is so outrageous (good or bad) you don't know what word to use.

Future tense: Urk
Present Tense: Urky
Past tense: Urked
Funky: Urkilicious

"Math class today was SOOO urky!"

"You're my urky. :)"

"This is such an urky day I just want to take all my clothes off and scream HALLELUJAH!!!"

"This movie is urky... I'M SCARED."

"Why don't you have a sip of my urky?"

"Have you urked your dog today?"

"You're so urky!!"

"This smoothie is urkilicious! I just can't contain myself!!!"

"Urky urk urked urk urk."

by gabby53 October 16, 2008

urkelin'

When an individual's pants have knowingly or unknowingly risen above their belly button, resembling the hiked up style of pants made famous by character Steve Urkel on the 90's TV show Family Matters.

Example 1: "Dude, pull your pants down, you're urkelin'."

Example 2: "Look at Ms. Brewer, she's urkelin'! Her pants are hiked all the way up to her non-existant titties!"

by Percy Jones August 4, 2007

urkel glasses

Glasses defined as having at a minimum 1" thick glass, large dimension lenses treated with duralumin, which is accompanied by eyeglass cord made from leftover weave

Eyeglasses that fit the description but are not coated in duralumin do not qualify as "Urkel Glasses" as they will not reflect any semen back at the original shooter

"Urkel Glasses" were originally designed to protect oneself from a being shot in the eyes with semen. Many people prior to 1989 needed to have their eyes removed after many an unplanned ejaculatory mess.

To date, 3,742,635,864 eyes have been saved by "Urkel Glasses"

Jim - "Let me know when you're gonna blow your load"
Lou - "...OK...here I come"
Jim - "WAIT, I need my Urkel Glasses!!!!"
Lou - "There's no time for that!"
Jim - "OWWW MY EYES!!!"
Lou - "Oh well, guess you should have put on your Urkel Glasses"

by Captain Cosby Sweater March 7, 2014

Unkeyboardinated

Someone who hunts and pecks at a keyboard.

My friend is really unkeyboardinated - it takes her half an hour to write a one-paragraph email.

by ritzbitzn August 7, 2014

ukey

A shorter version of "pukey," used when feeling nauseous

Oh man, I shouldn't have had that last california roll, I'm feeling ukey now.

by mandolynne June 23, 2007

Urkel

Awesome in a weird way.

dude! you're lookin' pretty urkel today!

by Urkel my wife! September 30, 2012

urkly

erk-ly
1. very unattractive or unpleasant to look at; offensive to the sense of beauty; displeasing in appearance.
2. disagreeable; unpleasant; objectionable: ugly tricks; ugly discords.
3. morally revolting
4. threatening trouble or danger
5. mean; hostile; quarrelsome
6. (esp. of natural phenomena) unpleasant or dangerous

Damn that guy is urkly!

by JamieK January 11, 2009