urine splitter

Wake up with half chub, need to pee, too much pressure, short curly in pee hole blocking the exit

I missed first hour due to my dirty urine splitter I left in my girlfriends parents master bathroom.

by Crafties June 29, 2018

Urine Bidet

When a women straddles the toilet taking an enormous hot log while her gentleman friend urinates powerfully into her asshole removing any remaining fecal matter, like a bidet toilet.

My girlfriend indulged in an huge smothered green chile burrito and I had to give her a urine bidet to clean that nasty stank out.

by Anal Exploder May 7, 2010

Urine Therapy

Peeing on a chick's Face for amusement

R. Kelly dished out some impressive Urine Therapy on that video

by William2569 March 13, 2008

urine helicopter

the act of spinning in your room all the while spraying every item in it with the glorious yellow stream of pee pee. Best accomplished in a complete, utter state of blacked-outness.

"Hey Lucian, you pulled a urine helicopter on yo shit again! Slap me some skin, brotha!"

by Eino April 15, 2005

Urine

Homemade Lemonade

Urine urban dictionary looking at definitions of Urine

Urine trouble if you don't know what Urine is.

by Shrimp not October 18, 2013

mustard urine

mustard urine is the yellow, watery, liquid that comes out of a mustard plastic squeeze bottle before the mustard does.

"When you make my ham and cheeese sandwich please leave out the mustard urine!"

by Marc Moskovits January 31, 2008

Carbonated Urine

Budweiser

"I'll have some bubbly piss, or a Budweiser. Yeah, carbonated urine."

by anotherdumbmonkey August 18, 2011