Dick UpsideDowner

Up in Michigan's UP, they don't get much women. So some men resort to catching fish from the lake to face fuck. Some men make the accident of catching fish known as Pike, which have sharp teeth. When the man inserts his penis into the mouth of the Pike, it takes it clean off. The man then has to go to a Yooper Doctor to get his dick sewn back on. The Yooper Doctors are notorious for having poor work, so most the time the man gets his penis sewn back on backwards. This is then called the Dick UpsideDowner because your penis is now on upside down.

"My Uncle had a doctor do a Dick UpsideDowner. Poor guy caught a pike off the coast of Naubinway and fish took his dick clean off. Doctor was able to put it back on though, but you know, now its upside down."

by WiltMichaels March 29, 2021

upside down smile

A frown or a mug, especially at somebody. It can also be a smirk.

Take your upside down smile and shove it.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 19, 2007

Upside Down Piano

The act of fondling a Mans or Woman’s crotch with your fingers.

A Sexual maneuver that uses the hands to play with a persons genitals.

Pretending to play the Piano Upside Down in the Crotch area of another person.

(Duke)"Last night when i came home Torri gave me The Upside Down Piano"
(Dorian)" Wow what song did she play?"

by MC30 February 22, 2008

upsidedown muffin

a) (cute definition): a girl strictly between the ages of 13-22 who is virgin and who does handstands completely naked in her bedroom, simply f-sag or to impress her bf

b) (very offensive): a promiscuous teen girl who behaves hentai both privately and publicly

if per definion b) your gf is an upsidedown muffin, you may have a problem

by Sexydimma July 26, 2014

upside down monkey sex

One partner hangs upside down from a high place, while the other partner runs around the room and beats their chest while shrieking at the top of their lungs. Once out of breath the hanging partner must fall down on top of the other partner's back and they must wrestle to figure out who is the dominant one.

"Hey fellas, see that girl over there? She is into all kinda of weird stuff, even upside down monkey sex!"

by Yerpidy July 25, 2015

Upside Down Mouth Pound

When you lean a girls head off the end of the bed in order to open up her esophagus and you furiously enter and exit your penis.

Kelly: "So Rachel, did you finally give Jerry a blowjob?"
Rachel: "Blowjobs are for the weak, Rachel. I let Jerry do the Upside Down Mouth Pound on me."
Kelly: "That seems like it would hurt!"
Rachel: "It's not that bad since it opens up my esophagus."

by greenpineapple7 May 4, 2014

Upsidedown Jellyfish

The female does a tripod handstand then places her knees on her elbows, while the male - who is standing facing her back - holds her up by the hips to support her weight while inserting his erect penis inside her for the act of coitus.

Okay, so you've tried the lotus but whatchoo know 'bout that upsidedown jellyfish girl?!

by Buster Grand May 25, 2014