unfortuna

THE TERM USED TO DESCRIBE THE ATROCIOUS SMELL AND/OR TASTE OF A NEWLY OPENED CAN OF TUNA.

"THIS TIN IS WITHOUT-A-DOUBT, 100% FILLED-TO-THE-BRIM, WITH THE SORRIEST EXCUSE OF UNFORTUNA EVER TO MAKE ITS WAY FROM THE OCEAN TO MY ORAL ORIFICE"!

by RAVEN HORNE June 13, 2017

unfortunate

n. Someone who due to finacial or physical disability is less fortunate that yourself. A cripple or hobo for example.

Pity the unfortunates.

by Bagpuss August 15, 2003

A Series of Unfortunate Events

The time period between the arrival of Columbus and the establishment of land reservations for the original inhabitants of what is now currently called the United States.

see Fucked Over

European Settler: "Here's a blanket covered with disease, thanks for the corn!"
Native: "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
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Teacher: "And that children, began a series of unfortunate events."

by Cavan Armastus December 5, 2009

Unfortunate Coincidence

a unfortunate occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance

Also known as an Epic Fail.

When a person tries inform someone of the definition of the word "Toodle pip" using Urban Dictionary and doesn't realize that there are two definitions. One being to say goodbye and the other to tell someone they have a cute baby. This is only an Unfortunite Coincidence because both parties just found out she was pregnant and has no plans to keep the baby. "Hmm....what an uncomfortably ironic unfortunate coincidence"

by TeemSmart August 8, 2009

unfortantly

a gross misspelling of the word unfortunately, most famously used by a retarded 26 year old woman asking for programming advice.

yea it’s sensitive unfortantly.

by !tseP#i0k5gz March 18, 2008

CAPSLOCK UNFORTUNISM

When your IMing someone, and they ask you something really personal, and you've accidentally left CAPSLOCK on, therefor they don't believe your taking the conversation seriously.

"Man, Jake just asked me if I liked him, but I accidentally had capslock on and said OF COURSE"

"Oh..CAPSLOCK UNFORTUNISM.. thats slightly embarrasing."

"Yeah.."

by RubyMae October 19, 2008

A Series Of Unfortunate Events

That children's book where people die.

My 4 year old daughter loves "A Series of Unfortunate Events"! Her favorite part is when that lady got eaten alive by pirahnas!

by JON_PERSON April 24, 2017