Uncle Sam

The personification of the United States as a male human. Uncle Sam is mostly known for the WW1 military recruitment poster where he points at the viewer with the text "I WANT YOU FOR U.S ARMY". His initials are also U.S, same as the initials for United States.

"Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam."

by France Is Terrible June 22, 2025

Uncle Sloppy Sam

A sexual act in which a person gives a blowjob while humming the U.S. national anthem.

Man: Give this soldier an "Uncle Sloppy Sam"!
Soldier: What the hell is that?
Man: It's where he gives you a handjob...with his mouth while humming the national anthem!

by TontoTheScalper May 26, 2011

Uncle Sloppy Sam

giving someone a hand job, with your mouth, whilst humming the national anthem

For the 4th of July i decided to give my boyfriend the ultimate patriot's gift, an Uncle Sloppy Sam

by TruGun October 8, 2011

Uncle Samsonite

Uncle Samsonite is a mythical beast started by the youtuber Jake Bowen. His origin derives from a video of Jake, his twin brother Larry, and one I could not identify where it shows 3 people watching TV, one dressed as 'Uncle Samsonite'. In later years Jake Bowen came back with an animated video called 'Uncle Samsonite Pays a Visit'. This eventually turned into the youtube series known as Uncle Samsonite. In this youtube series Uncle Samsonite is eating the soul of Jake. The trademark song of this youtube series would have to be Ginuwine - Pony.

It's time to have some fun... With Uncle Samsonite!

by defnotdgrawns March 1, 2017

Uncle Samsonite

The glorious interdimensional God. With powers on par with Mama Kathy and Chef Boyardee. To this great magnificent creature off brand items from Kroger and Wal-mart are signs of infidelity. To capture his presence one must play 'Pony' by Ginuwine.

Uncle Samsonite, is a devorer of memes.

by Dankmemes4jesus July 7, 2018

Uncle SAMSONITE

Uncle SAMSONITE is a fat ass dick who likes to dance with Parker Sofia and kara and has a cat tubbs. He rides on bigweld. And his fav song is lemon on the chain with a v cut

ITS TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE

by uncle Samsonite June 10, 2016

Uncle samsonite

A creepy guy who says to a child " It's time to have some fun with uncle samsonite!" If you have watched the 30 second long video then you will know that he is clearly a rape artist. It is a CREEPY video as danachi, livichi and popachi like to say but they are also addicredit to 8t. DON'T WATCH THE VIDEO! !! YOU WILL TOONLY BE OBSESSED! !!

#IT'S TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE

by Evachi May 28, 2018