Unce

The replacement for any word.
Preferably used as a sexual innuendo without there really being any sexual innuendo whatsoever.

The equivalent to the sound heard from common dance clubs but with an added twist. Those who understand the unstated meaning are able to enjoy it.

"You and me, we're gonna unce later, k?"
"We're gonna WHAT!?"

"D'you finish that book report for Monday?"
"I'll unce it later."

"Hey you, Imma unce you in front of all these people."
"Unce.unce.unce.unce.unce.unce.unce."
"Awww yeahhh!!!"

by Panzii May 26, 2008

unc

United nation of cunts.

UNC is gay and shit. Duke is gay too.

by sean park December 29, 2007

Unce

exclamation of success

me:"yo momma so fat she has her own zip code"
you:"*crying*"
me:"unce unce unce"

by bunit November 1, 2003

Unc

An "unc" is typically an Italian-American gangster/mobster, often living around the area of New York. (However there have been numerous sightings around various football stadiums in England)

Aesthetically, they are often very smartly dressed, with neat, well-kept hair; however often hair can be gelled back/ combed over.

Typically using a specific Italian-American accent, words such as "burger" are pronounced "boy-ger". Often deal in organised crime and football management.

Unc #1 (the original)- "I see, said the blind man as he walked into the lamppost".

Try'n'Save man- "Capiche?" + "Juvenile hall... juvenile hall..."

Mr. Hodgson (Fulham)- "Copacabana"

by David Hooner December 9, 2008

Unce

sex

"u make me wanna unce u"

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

UNC

Universal Naming Convention, the standard for naming computers running Microsoft Windows.

John connected to my computer via its UNC name, which was BALBOA.

by XmB May 29, 2005

Unce

Universal Noise of Cock Eating

<Joe> Argh, my jaw is sore
<Bob> Unce

by RickoniX October 23, 2003