teaching the ukulele

A euphemism for a mutual masturbation technique where one partner sits behind/lies beneath the other person and stimulates them sexually, using their hand(s).

I'm dead tired, I stayed up late teaching the ukulele with Monika.

by nikki-go-lucky July 1, 2010

playing the ukulele

Female's masturbating, or a man fingering a woman in her vagina.

Oh man, Dude we were alone and she grabbed my dick so I started playing the ukulele!

by WackyRoccoTaco January 27, 2014

ukulele player

A chill bro who lives by the beach, surfs and gets the ladies. Normally really strong and good looking and knows how to charm the ladies

The ukulele player over there is sooo hott and he looks chill.

by Uker94 December 15, 2011

catch these ukulele strings

a variation of "catch these hands" except you are using a ukulele

yo man tyrone about to catch these ukulele strings. he dared to call me a hoe

by toyota fam September 21, 2016

Rusty Milkbox Ukulele

The opposite of the Rusty Trombone, in which the recipient is female. Basically, the male (or female) licks the receiving girls asshole while fingering her.

Man, she gave me a Rusty Trombone so I had to return the favor. I spun that bitch around, got down on my knees and gave her a Rusty Milkbox Ukulele.

by noxymann April 20, 2009

screamo ukulele rap

the genre of twenty one pilots

"what genre is twenty one pilots?
"screamo ukulele rap"

by 21 crybabies at the disco June 2, 2017

Ukulele Smashing Bandito

Ukulele Smashing Banditoes love to smash anything and anyone with their Ukuleles. This isn't some massacre that was started by Tyler Joseph..though it could be. Usually, when their ukulele is all worn down, they would steal other people's Ukuleles and keep on going with their mini rampage! Make sure to be careful and stay away with anyone who has a ukulele and yellow tape, you never know if it's just the nice Banditoes, or the more insane ones..

"Mom? Can I get a ukulele?"
"Why may you ask?"
"Well..I just need to smash this one Bandito real quick.."
"Oh," mom said. "These Ukulele Smashing Banditoes do love to sabotage."

by aestherehxia July 18, 2019