Having sex in an uber
I shared an uber with this girl i met at the bar and we ended having an Ubi before getting to her house. What a mess to clean up for the driver.
by JayVMV June 17, 2016

A: Bro, bro, did you already spend all your UBI money?
B: Yeah, think I'll have to take a loan for the rest of the month. Unless daddy decides to pay up, that is.
B: Yeah, think I'll have to take a loan for the rest of the month. Unless daddy decides to pay up, that is.
by accountingstar July 19, 2024

by BurntCaramelzz June 17, 2024

A man, a friend, and a loyal comrad who will always be by your side no matter the situation. He is always there when needed, and fulfills his duty to the best of his ability, even if that isn’t that good.
You know Alex down the street?
Oh yeah! Ubi Bubi always reports for his duties, not the best at those duties tho unfortunately. He has his bright spots though!
Oh yeah! Ubi Bubi always reports for his duties, not the best at those duties tho unfortunately. He has his bright spots though!
by benjious July 26, 2024

by Kattarshian March 15, 2021

Universal Basic Income
A concept where people earn money by default & being lazy
People who have this idea have never studied basic economics
A concept where people earn money by default & being lazy
People who have this idea have never studied basic economics
by Heisenburger1 September 19, 2023

Pronounced: Sem-PEAR OO-bee SUB OO-bee
A Latin phrase told by your surfing science teacher who teaches his cats to surf.
Meaning: Always wear your underwear
A Latin phrase told by your surfing science teacher who teaches his cats to surf.
Meaning: Always wear your underwear
Two girls run over to a boy, giggling.
Girl 1: "We have some advice for you,"
Boy: "Oh yeah?"
Girl 2: "Yeah."
Girls 1 and 2: "Semper ubi sub ubi !!"
Boy: "Wat-"
The girls run away, giggling even harder than before.
Girl 1: "We have some advice for you,"
Boy: "Oh yeah?"
Girl 2: "Yeah."
Girls 1 and 2: "Semper ubi sub ubi !!"
Boy: "Wat-"
The girls run away, giggling even harder than before.
by whatyoustaringat. May 7, 2021
