Two Bitches, one Plate, and a pile of dicks.

Modern day “two birds one stone” but with a twist to spruce it up.

Can I share with you, Two Bitches, one Plate, and a pile of dicks.

by B-rizzy June 23, 2021

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"Put my two cents in" originates from the older "put my two bits in" and has its origin in the game of poker. When playing poker you have to make a small bet before the cards are dealt called an "ante" to begin play in that hand.
This phrase draws an analogy to the poker ante (two bits) and gains your entry into the conversation.

Two bits means one quarter (currently the American twenty five cent piece). This comes from the older term "piece of eight".

Today we have coins minted in different denominations - nickel, dime, and quarter in the U.S. - but this was not always so. Gold and silver coins once served as currency, with the value of the coin equal to the value of the gold or silver contained in the coin. To obtain currency valued at less than a full gold coin, coins would be scored and split into pieces. This is how one would make change so to speak.

Coins could be split into halfs, quarters, and eighths. One eighth of a coin was called a "piece of eight" and also called a "bit". Two pieces of eight is equal to one quarter. Hence "two bits" is a quarter.

Person 1: "....That is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid you are and your opinion should be disregarded."

by Chris July 22, 2006

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My two bits

My two cents, adapted for programer humor.

Person:"I think java is slow"
Pajit:"Java is a very powerfull tool"* indian accent*
Person:"I don't know man, this are just my two bits on the issue"

by Phrgfdiefhshdjks June 5, 2018

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Two-bits

A term from the mid-20th century used for in place of the coin quarter.

At check out, the cashier gave Bob two-bits and a dime.

by NormaJean63 October 18, 2018

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Deriving from the "Shave and Hair cut, two bits" jingle, "Two bits" refers to a woman who does not shave/wax/remove body hair on legs, arm pits, facial hair, etc. The words two bits are used alone to reference the jingle with the implication that a shave/wax/haior removal is in order.

(At the beach)
Man 1: "Look at the hair on her thighs"
Man 2: "Yeah, two bits allright"

by mreillyDC December 18, 2008

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