Teaching My Liver to Swim

Drinking heavily

Finals just ended and I am going to spend the entire weekend teaching my liver to swim.

by craptastrophy October 14, 2011

twerking skank

Miley Cyrus

I used to like Miley Cyrus before she became a twerking skank.

by Punkazz Bitch March 13, 2014

Twerking on dah dick

When a girl backs up on a man in a sexual manner and moves her backside up and down in a twerk like fashion.

I'm twerking on dah dick tonight.

by Twerking on dah dick September 10, 2020

horizontal twerking

the act of moving/ shaking ones ass/buns/bottom/buttocks/bum-bum in a circular, up-and-down, and side-to-side motion while in a horizontal position, usually during sexual intercourse

We did the horizontal twerking when I got her back to my place. I thought my dick was gonna go numb!!

by mcoytig November 30, 2013

Finger Twitching

A reference to rapper Fivio Foreign’s verse in song “Zoo York” by Lil Tjay (feat. Pop Smoke & Fivio Foreign). In his feature, Fivio Foreign raps, “I know they an opp ‘cause my finger keep twitchin’” (Fivio Foreign). Therefore as aforementioned, someone’s finger twitching means you are an opp.

An example of this phrase in a sentence is:

Friend 1: Splashes dirt on Friend 2 shoes.
Friend 2: “My finger twitching”
Friend 1: (Cries knowing they are an opp)

by SpecialApartment June 28, 2023

Twatching

Tweet watching. Basically a twitter stalker.

James: My ex keep on twatching. Its so annoying.

by Twatching March 5, 2015

teaching grandma to suck eggs

Teaching some process which should already be known, especially to a person who should already know it.

"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"

by Douglas Baker August 4, 2005