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Twattage Cheese

The most repulsive of the female species, so nasty you'd pull your worst best friend off it.
Dude, go grab Big Guns off that Twattage Cheese. She's had more cock than a urinal.
by heynow_1 June 30, 2007
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twattle

The act of succreting vaginal fluids, derivative of "twat".
You are making me twattle, baby!
or
I twattled on his face last night.
by annelbeads December 3, 2003
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twatcaller

a term used for the shot caller of the swamp donkeys, head hancho of the swamps, leader of the pack
better run that by jftb and tmfk you know they are the twatcallers
by jftb&tmfk May 16, 2010
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Twattage

This is what is commonly refered to as the "power of the pussy"
If you want you rent paid and don't want to get a job, findn a weak guy and put your twattage in gear.
by Killa 02 March 29, 2010
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twattage

twattage derived from the verb to twat
1.(verb) the act of making such a connection with the ob ject in question that it does in fact proceed to bury itself in the field over the hefges next door. It is an act of immense supremity, shown only by the most experienced twatters, and one which is sure to crush the opposing team in more ways than one for example the defenceless child stands there like a limpet, as the hench boy with the beast of a bat stands there while his mate feeds him a ball. he just stands there and twats it at them,crushing the small child into oblivion
good things to say when twattage is applied
1. OMFG look out guys this guys got some twatage abilities
2. guys we totally twatted u at that PvP match
by Jms and tbs May 28, 2006
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twattle

Vaginal succretion, derivative of "twat".
I got twattle all over the bedsheet.
or
My boyfriend got me so excited, I had major twattle.
by annelbeads December 3, 2003
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Shitballs and traytables

1. An exclamation, such as "shit!" "fuck!" or "kill whitey!"
Shitballs and traytables! That son-a-bitch is fuckin retarded!
by Dr. Robert A. Zerkouski June 18, 2008
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