Twat Waffle

someone who is just a total bitch

Rolando is such a fucking twat waffle

by thenydondada December 10, 2013

twat waffle

The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.

Jewell is always talking about how great he is compared to 'regular people'. He's such a twat waffle.

by Yep I'm that guy March 12, 2018

Twat waffle

A twat that resembles a folded waffle.

Her jeans were so tight , her twat waffle was on full display

by Bostonbrian80 March 14, 2017

Twat waffle

A kind of rude person, usually used to break ice or stop and argument.

Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.

You sir, are a twat waffle.

What that kid over there did was sheer twat wafflery.

by Foxx~Fire August 18, 2009

Twat-waffle

a person (usually a female) who is an etreme bitch. cam also be used synonymously with trick, whench, cock-block, ect.

My ex-girlfriend is being a twat-waffle with my new girlfriend, that cock-block.

by brennan "Juggernaut" hensley September 30, 2007

Twaut Waffle

Twaut Waffle: A Crippled up Vagina, that kind of looks like a Walfle. Some people get confused and think they are eating breakfast.

Jack went down on Jill and thought he was eating breakfast. Twaut Waffle

by Shsvdhdvsv January 15, 2017

twat waffle

A useless person ,lacking intelligence and common sense.(tiffany)wtc

tiffany was being a twat waffle at the mall.

by alex" January 15, 2008