turtleface

turtleface your a chicken?

bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk, I laid an egg for you

by joe c August 27, 2004

turtletank

a fat bitch

damn, mike was all up in that turtletank

by last nigga on earth August 3, 2010

Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision

It is a way of a guy saying he is going to have rawdonkulus intercourse with the opposite gender and not perform any dirty tricks such as a phantom or ice dragon. Its is derived from The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(Kowabonga which is awesome) and the drill company Double Decker add it with the word collision(intercourse) and turtle wax(symbolizes wetness. words that are ordinary alone but together mean something totally different

guy1: Some fine as chick is looking for a supafly jimmy snooker. Anyone kno who she is?
guy2: Ask dat chick if she wants a Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision in her ass?

by TheKidJeff November 11, 2006

Turtle Wax

To take such an extremely long time to "wax" (have sex with) a girl that the progress is compared to the slow speed of a turtle.

Luke: "Man I really like Elaina!"
Flow: "Did you wax it yet?"
Luke: "Not yet..."
Flow: "Haha... Another turtle wax!"

by Flow of XplctFlow February 21, 2011

Turtleaddison

She’s the real shit! She’s amazing!!!!

Why do you like Turtleaddison? Your a Charli fanpage

by Conch.char November 28, 2021

turtletext

Synonymous for sexting. When two people cannot be together on a webcam or in person and resort to sending dirty messages through texting. Can be an adjective or noun.

I wish I could be there with you, but since I can't, wanna turtletext? ;)

by fuzzykoala5 September 28, 2011

turtlewaxer

(latin)A homosexual male
(greek a fetish)To polish a toitoise with your pecker

by Stylee September 26, 2003