Turtle Skirt 

A skirt that comes down two inches below the snapper (vagina)

Is that a turtle skirt you're wearing?
What's a turtle skirt?
A skirt that comes down two inches below the snapper.

Turtle Skirt by CBurkey5001 July 19, 2006

Turtle Shell 

When you sit down and your balls are showing through your pants.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see John's turtle shell in class today?
Guy 2: Yeah! It was so distracting I hardly got work done!

Turtle Shell by Ferretballs907 March 29, 2015

Frighten turtle syndrome 

The act of the male penis retreating back into the pelvis area causing it to look like the head a Frighten turtle Also known as FTS

That water was damn cold I now have Frighten turtle syndrome (FTS)

Frighten turtle syndrome by Wooha5062 April 26, 2010

Turtle Socks 

-It can replace cusswords used when angry.
-A way to keep your pet turtles feet warm.
or
-It can be a reply to another phrase

"Oh, turtle socks."
"Did you get Crush his turtle socks?"
"Word Up.... Turtle Socks =D"

Turtle Socks by DinoDan/Lt.Sexyface January 19, 2009

turtle sickness

Turtle sickness is a result of sleeping too much or not getting out of bed until 2:00 or 3:00 pm. It is the feeling of still being tired even if you've slept for 10 or 12 hours. Your behavior and brain functions are noticably slowed down and reactionary time is also deminished.

She just woke up and she still looks tired - she must have turtle sickness.

turtle sickness by Defon 4 and waiting June 10, 2010

Turtle Stamping

The act of pressing one's anus against an object, or person, for example a wall, and producing a small head of poop to peak out and touch the wall, leaving a small print of stool behind.

I caught Billy turtle stamping the refrigerator this morning.

Turtle Stamping by BillyTheTurtle July 5, 2011

Turtle Sploosh

The after effects of launching a turtle head.

You can tell those marks in the toilet were caused by a turtle sploosh.

Turtle Sploosh by Golden029 December 14, 2016