turkster

a smelly turk with lots of jewelery and KEBABS they're also very good at stealing and shud b shot

i will use my smelliness to rob a bank of its jewels and celebrate with a kebab

by Anonymous August 30, 2004

Turks Beard

When a woman defecates on their partner's face and then smears it to resemble the shape of a goatee beard, an intricate operation; the woman must make sure that the moustache curls at both ends that the tip of the beard tapers to a sharp point, thus resembling a beard made fashionable by the Turkish hoards of the late 16th century

Wow! that Prostitute only charged me 18 bucks for my Turks Beard!! Now i've got a beard made fashionable by the Turkish hoards of the late 16th century....

by The Lambchop June 4, 2007

Turks

Motherfucking idiots.They have big moustaches and they are muslims.

A:I FKD UR MOM
B:YOURE A TURK!
TURKS ARE DOUCHES

by NOPE JUST NOPE. K??? June 29, 2017

Turks

Black-ops organization founded in Boston, Massachusetts. The group’s founders act as a triumvirate, controlling the activities of the group which—contrary to popular belief—is no longer officially affiliated with the General Affairs Department of the Shin-Ra Electric Company. Due to the group’s overall tendency towards secretiveness, little is known about their activities. What is known is that its three leaders base their operations out of 6 Arlington Street in Boston’s prestigious Beacon Hill neighborhood. The Turks are allegedly connected to a string of violent crimes in the area, including the hostile takeover of the area commonly referred to as the “Common Room”. Though some sources claim that its triumvirate is comprised of three badass, beautiful young femme fatales, this is dubious given the severity and coldhearted nature of their activities. That story is likely a falsehood constructed by amateur admirers of the group, who abound in the Back Bay area. Also rumored to be collectively fond of (and good at) video games, and that their name is an allusion to the popular game Final Fantasy VII.

"I saw a girl leaving 6 Arlington Street, muttering something about 'muffin' and dusting white powder from her nostrils. She was carrying a sword, too. Oh man…do you think she was one of The Turks!?"

by Willy the Snitch July 16, 2008

Turks

Mother fucking Bastards. FUCK THEM BITHCES!! THEY STILL DENY GENOCIDE, LET THEM BURN IN HELL< FUCK THEM!!!!!!

3 year old bill: what are Turks?

Mom: FUCKING BASTARDs

by Randomdude8733 May 3, 2022

Turksplain

To tell kurds and other minority groups oppressed by the Turkish state, what they think and feel.

Kurdish human rights activist: (explains systematic oppression of Kurds by the Turkish state)
Turkish nationalists or AKP supporters: "No! All kürts love Türkiye! I have had a kürtiş neighbor, I know best."
Kurdish human rights activist: Stop turksplaining!

by e4tt December 24, 2018

turkshit

Slang for a low-quality firearm made in Turkey, a country known for their shitty guns. Most commonly used on online gun forums.

Dude, you’re better off keeping your money than spending $300 on that turkshit AR-12

by bananaclipjit April 24, 2023