An annual spring celebration in the quaint city of Holland, Michigan. Flocked to by asian tourists and creepy old men in order to watch high school girls prance around in authentic dutch garb.
by yeasayerrr December 31, 2010

A coffin
by Lil_Tougue February 6, 2018

by JB {the one and only} February 17, 2010

by xc700brian November 19, 2009

Sid: Hey Nancy, how would you like a job wrapping tulips?
Nancy: Wrapping tulips?
Sid: Yeah, wrapping two lips around THIS?
Nancy: Wrapping tulips?
Sid: Yeah, wrapping two lips around THIS?
by Cletus1248 January 19, 2013

Taking an anal cherry.
Dude 1: Hey bro, how'd the date with the ho go?
Dude 2: Sweet man - I wound up stealing tulips.
Dude 3: Whoa! With that tramp stamp, I woulda thunk she would brown real easy.
Dude 2: Sweet man - I wound up stealing tulips.
Dude 3: Whoa! With that tramp stamp, I woulda thunk she would brown real easy.
by The lexicreator May 16, 2011

melissa stark's (from FOX NFL football broadcasts) nickname while she attended UVA. She enjoyed taking it up the butt so much that she developed trunk ass. Hers looked like a pink tulip
by discharge June 26, 2003
