pecker tongs

Your filthy, digusting hands.

Keep your pecker tongs off of my tater tots!

by jeff74033 April 21, 2008

thongs

n, rubber sandles, also known as ' Japanese Riding Boots ' Samoa safety boots' ( New Zealand Jandals)

Me thongs mate....wheres me thongs???

by herbie August 31, 2004

bacon tongs

–noun bey-kuhn tongz
1. The fingers that are used to manually stimulate an over weight woman (aka finger bang a fat chick).

2. A useful tool for the stimulatation of women with incredibly large labia.

"I picked up this whale at the bar last night. Took her back to my place. She smoked my pole and I gave her the old bacon tongs."

"After putting on my wizard hat, robe, and speluker's light, I used my bacon tongs to pleasure my large lover."

by Rigz June 26, 2007

cock tongs

results when a man fails to wash his filthy cock hands after going to the bathroom at a buffet restaraunt. he then touches the disgusting cock-infested door handle before proceeding to the food line, thereby passing off the cockage to the tongs which oftentime get dropped into the food, resulting in 20 cock chicken or other delights.

"get those filthy cock tongs away from my food, or i will beat you with them."

by sharon, ricky's bitch September 30, 2006

thongs

Simple, cheap, rubber sandals held on the feet with a two-piece strap, which is anchored to the top of the sole on the inside foot arch, between the big and second toes and on the outside near the heel. Thongs were invented in New Zealand in the late 50s, but, like any other Kiwi invention, they were quickly claimed by Australians as their own (see also Russell Crowe and Crowded House).

Shit, I forgot my thongs, how am I going to get across the road to the beach without burning my friggin' feet?

If that dog has chewed up my thongs again I'm takign him back to the pound

by Mattyboi October 16, 2005

Flesh tongs

Another name for your fingers.

James wasn’t able to pick up the lettuce for his taco with the regular tongs, so he used his flesh tongs.

by Wtrsthegreat November 14, 2018

On the tongs

To be hedonistically taking drugs or drinking perfectly, to be “cooking it” but to be making sure that the heat is spread evenly and thus in turn not burning out. The analogy is fueled and inspired by the most versatile and essential Australian cooking intrument, the tongs.

We have been on the tongs for a couple of days now and were still not burnt

by Carmen Sider April 4, 2019