Trombone

A heavy instrument thats kinda hard to learn and hold but it gets better

1:Bro my trombone is so fricking heavy!
2:Really? Let me help you carry it.
1:Nah i want buff arms, this will help at least a little.

by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019

Trombone

An extremely loud blasting device often used to harass members of the high woodwind section. Can play extremely low and high. Best instrument!

Trombones are enemies of flutes.

by BandNerd420 January 5, 2019

Tromboner

A tromboner is something that perverts get when playing a trumpet sexually. It is a masturbation tool for 13 year old who watch things that they shouldn't

A tromboner is something that perverts get when playing a trumpet sexually. It is a masturbation tool for 13 year old who watch things that they shouldn't

"He watches inapropriate things and he gets trumboners"

by thme November 19, 2018

Tromboner

A person that gets a boner, from playing or listening to the trombone music.

He is such a Tromboner!

by Pussy ripper December 18, 2010

Trombone

It's anallingus, with a tug job.

Trombone is something you would remember if you had one.

by TyphoonSexDr? July 20, 2011

Trombone

A musical instrument of the brass family. The word, Trombone, is Italian for large trumpet. Although, instead of valves, it uses a slide to change the pitch.

The trombone can be heard very well in Mahler's 3rd symphony.

by mhett August 29, 2009

trombone

N. 1) A brass instrument with a slide mechanism rather than valves. This results in much greater freedom with articulation. It also produces a much freer tone quality, however, it does slightly inhabit playing at blazing speeds (though virtuosi such as Christian Lindberg have enough skill to play anything they wish). Also known as the greatest instrument ever. The trombone has the most vocal quality of any instrument, and is also exceptional at loud, brazen playing. Played by a trombonist.
2) A dildo.
V. To engage in sexual activity using a dildo (also abreviated "bone")

1) "Listen to that beautiful trombone playing!"
2) "Cree wanted to fuck his girl, but he was to small, the dude used a trombone!"
3) "my girl tromboned me last night and my ass is still sore.

by tromboner88 April 4, 2008