Triston

The raddest, coolest, most
fun, cool,
rad, amazing person in the world also very cute and squishy!!! Has cool style and glasses and always matches your energy. A Triston is the best baller in da game

Friend: Who’s that terrifyingly hot guy over there?
Me: Oh, that’s Triston
Friend: You should date him

by duchess is eating rice November 22, 2021

Triston

Tall stupid teenager that likes to fish and hangs with friends and acts hella gay but is straighter then a pencil. Possibly fat but plays hella sports and makes lots of friends even with social anxiety

Hey is that triston

by Usjdhsjjs November 21, 2021

Tristone

Getting into a sticky situation with your friends.

We got into a real tristone yesterday.

by Ellie Geils August 18, 2022

Triston Mendoza

A Triston Mendoza is a very hot, handsome, and big weiner-sized man, who often makes girls cum in a fraction of a second, is very kind, great personality, attractive in every way, builds a body no one can touch, have brown hair, likes the color black and like to eat dog with rice, honestly, why wouldn't you just love a Triston Mendoza?

Who is that? - Hannah
That's Triston Mendoza. - Me
God, I want to suck his d$%k. - Hannah

by HONESTLY, NEVERMIND October 10, 2022

dirty triston

When you let your girl peg you while she is dressed as Mickey mouse

Jayden asked if we could try the dirty Triston next time we go to Disney world

by Lds69 December 13, 2024

Triston Fan

sigma

he was a triston fan

by trisossr March 18, 2025

Triston

A very big burly guy, can be defined as the following; tubby, large, obese, massive, etc. Triston is a man pushing the age or 45 with a receding hairline. Btw he also can't draw.

Why is that guy so big?

Probably because he's a "Triston".

by TotallyNotAce July 22, 2024