Triston

A fat guy that live on the north eastern region of America most likely Indiana.
Have you ever met that lard ass named Triston
by P Town savior November 20, 2023
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Tall stupid teenager that likes to fish and hangs with friends and acts hella gay but is straighter then a pencil. Possibly fat but plays hella sports and makes lots of friends even with social anxiety
Hey is that triston
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A very big burly guy, can be defined as the following; tubby, large, obese, massive, etc. Triston is a man pushing the age or 45 with a receding hairline. Btw he also can't draw.
Why is that guy so big?

Probably because he's a "Triston".
by TotallyNotAce July 22, 2024
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To be a Triston, you are being loving, loyal, and an amazing boyfriend. A Triston is VERY hard to come by but once you get addicted to one, you can’t let them go.
Wow your boyfriend is such a Triston. I with I had one!”
by JC❤️ April 16, 2024
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short guy(5'2) that no one likes and he thinks his funny and cant do sports
Person 1: " Hey who's that short and gay guy over there?"
Person 2: "Oh that's Triston"
Person 1: "Damn I hate Triston"
by siuu49644 June 20, 2022
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Is an astounding friend that will listen and encourage/be there at your lowest. He often gets hurt for trying but always remain strong and humble. He is someone you definitely do not want to lose as a Great friend or soulmate. He is athletic , funny , smart , handsome & patient. He also loves adventures & helping people. Don’t lose him. You’ll regret it

Get you a triston <3
Person 1 : Does Triston make you feel safe ?
Person 2 : Feel safe , yes he’s home
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The raddest, coolest, most
fun, cool,
rad, amazing person in the world also very cute and squishy!!! Has cool style and glasses and always matches your energy. A Triston is the best baller in da game
Friend: Who’s that terrifyingly hot guy over there?
Me: Oh, that’s Triston
Friend: You should date him
by duchess is eating rice November 22, 2021
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