Triston

A fat guy that live on the north eastern region of America most likely Indiana.

Have you ever met that lard ass named Triston

by P Town savior November 20, 2023

Triston

A very big burly guy, can be defined as the following; tubby, large, obese, massive, etc. Triston is a man pushing the age or 45 with a receding hairline. Btw he also can't draw.

Why is that guy so big?

Probably because he's a "Triston".

by TotallyNotAce July 22, 2024

dirty triston

When you let your girl peg you while she is dressed as Mickey mouse

Jayden asked if we could try the dirty Triston next time we go to Disney world

by Lds69 December 13, 2024

Triston

The raddest, coolest, most
fun, cool,
rad, amazing person in the world also very cute and squishy!!! Has cool style and glasses and always matches your energy. A Triston is the best baller in da game

Friend: Who’s that terrifyingly hot guy over there?
Me: Oh, that’s Triston
Friend: You should date him

by duchess is eating rice November 22, 2021

Triston

short guy(5'2) that no one likes and he thinks his funny and cant do sports

Person 1: " Hey who's that short and gay guy over there?"
Person 2: "Oh that's Triston"
Person 1: "Damn I hate Triston"

by siuu49644 June 20, 2022

Triston Fan

sigma

he was a triston fan

by adhsyxbzjksd March 18, 2025

triston

a bitch nigger

triston is a turkey burger with extra bacon and hes a faggot

by triston toones November 20, 2023