Triple T-F

“Too- tired- to- fuck”. Not being able to fuck because your sorry ass cannot get your dick up due to over exertion.

I was out drinking with the homies all night and my girlfriend was expecting the dick, but I was “Triple T-F at that point

by PHOENIXKID October 7, 2021

triple fat goose

A brand of clothing that manufactures down filled coats.

I put on my triple fat goose and my beanie before i went out into the cold.

by [e-mail] August 16, 2006

Triple Flusher

When requiring three flushes to remove all fecal matter from the toilet.

After cloging the toilet with poop, Evan flushed three times and said, wow! A triple flusher!

by Rodd_Snyder July 20, 2006

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the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

by Keepo123 October 25, 2015

triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich

For all of you who dont watch Red Dwarf, This is the ULTIMATE hangover cure. To prepare yourself you will need:
*3 eggs
*a frying pan
*Oil *Chili sauce (the hotter the better) *Chutney sauce (Mango is best)
*2 slices of bread
*Butter is optional on the bread.
Then simply fry your eggs in as much oil as you can so that its good enough to give you a cardiac arrest, jam them between two slices of bread and shove some chili sauce and chutney in there as well, et voila!
According to Rimmer the pussy, it makes you feel like you're pregnant, but personally i think it is lush! And it damn well does the trick!!

Ergh my head is killing! Get me a triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich stat!!

by Grum May 24, 2006

Triple fisting

Triple fisting is something you have to do when you are already holding something in each of your hands and someone else hands you something.

Here can you hold my beer for me? Sure. Oh can you hold mine to? you'll have to triple fist it.

"I'm triple fisting Armand"

by funtimes69 May 3, 2009

Triple Feed

Triple Feed A.K.A. two in the pink and one in the stink, is the politically correct way to describe how you spent your evening or your current situation.

Man I don't have time to talk rite now, I am dealing with a triple feed.

Everybody clear your weapon and go hot! I can't I have a triple feed!

Man last night Lisa was so drunk I gave her the triple feed and she didn't even care...

by Tactical Chef May 29, 2014